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Kaden🌵
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97% wrestling (mostly wwe), 3% misc | he/him 🏳️‍⚧️ | here to cough up my thoughts like david coughing up facehugger embryos at the end of alien covenant
RAVENOUS MY BELOVED. This must be a sign that I need to watch it again 🙏
November 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Reposted by Kaden🌵
I was inspired #AEW #wrestlesky
August 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
(it's also hilarious because his way to "adapt" was to basically turn off his emotions like a character from the vampire diaries lmao)
August 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"You can either suffer and get left behind or you can adapt and control reality"
He said that shit back in april before mania and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since
Like
It straight up just worked and it's still working
That's my visionary 😤
August 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Likening something to a trip to Wall Drug is the highest praise 😤😤😤
June 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
GIVE ME ACCESS I NEED TO MAKE SOME EDITS
a chimpanzee is standing in front of a door in a room
ALT: a chimpanzee is standing in front of a door in a room
media.tenor.com
June 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The wolf of having fun with friends: Yippee yay this is so fun right??

The other wolf who is winning rn: Btw everyone here except you is in a shared google doc where they keep a running tally of every annoying thing you do and buddy lemme tell ya activity is higher than ever in there rn
June 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Also they created TWO alt versions of a certain underdeveloped og character (no spoilers because my friends are going thru og gundam for the first time rn) and turned one into a tragic victim and the other into a macguffin/slumbering deity. Wtf are we doooooooooing
June 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Cracking the nutshell open to reveal my more detailed thoughts here. It tries to do way too many things and ends up doing none of them well. Sometimes the dissonance between the og characters and the ocs is fun! But mostly it treats everything with the same level of gravitas and falls totally flat
June 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Bonus: a pic I could barely take because my hands were shaking lmao THEY'RE GONNA BREAK MY HEART
June 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM