I should be clear, this is some shit I'd say about Agape

"He doesn't know my name, but he asks 'who are you?' every time. I'm so happy he's interested!"

Fortunately, signs and trashcans have curved edges on their base that prevent cuts like that from happening. On the other hand, it's always possible one could inconspicuously cut the tire valve by some complete accident of nature, say the trashcan might be full of aviator snips, and kitchen shears?

Me in 2004, When I'd stare into the abyss (the panel gutters) for a long time, and the abyss would stare back at me (the panel gutters had words in them).

My salute to the heroes that took out Moose and Adolf

Repeal the entirety of the homeland security and patriot acts. This is the new bar. The militarization of cops wasn’t a great idea.

He agrees with this president until he says otherwise.

Recently learned that my brother watches that movie every year because he remembers that day so fondly.