Kaz
kaczierowski.bsky.social
Kaz
@kaczierowski.bsky.social
Oh no... What has he done?
About 100,000 eggs worth $40K stolen from trailer in Pennsylvania
The theft occurred around 8:40 p.m. Saturday at Pete and Gerry’s Organics in Greencastle.
www.nbcnews.com
February 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
With egg prices so high, has anyone checked on Gaston?
a man in a red shirt and yellow collar is juggling eggs
ALT: a man in a red shirt and yellow collar is juggling eggs
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
When I order a drink at the theater, I always ask for no ice. I'm not paying for crunchy water.
January 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
"I would walk five hundred miles. And I would walk five hundred more. Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door."

Or you could drive. Maybe carpool? Seems like an awful lot of walking.
January 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"I had some help. It ain't like I can make this kind of mess all by myself."

Don't sell yourself short! You can make a MUCH bigger mess! #believeinyourself
January 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"Everybody in the bar gettin tipsy." Yeah, that's kind of the whole point of a bar.
January 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"He said, "I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed, but they lived underwater"

I feel like he's skipping a few key details there.
December 6, 2024 at 3:17 AM
"I'd catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
I'd jump in front of a train for ya"
...But when would it ever come to that???
November 30, 2024 at 3:52 AM