Kactus Khaos
kactus-khaoss.bsky.social
Kactus Khaos
@kactus-khaoss.bsky.social
Just an individual from Promethei Terra, trying to co-exist amongst the Terrans. Into rock, guitar, bass, and perpetual learning. Unrepentant ‘Scaper, because nobody has margaritas with pizza.
I suppose this verifies the rumors that when he was taping his ‘reality’ show, one of his handlers was nicknamed “wet wipes” due to the frequency he needed to… use them.
February 2, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I’d spend 15 minutes basking in Allen Collins et al. “Freebird” solo at Knebworth.
February 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Judas Priest, “British Steel”
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Because they were hoping to use that money for themselves. They’d come up with some gimmicky new thing that “the people want” and use “government surplus” to fund it.
November 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Black Sabbath, “Paranoid”
June 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Linkin Park, “Hybrid Theory”
June 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
One minute he’s all “don’t take medical advice from me”, the next he’s “I’ll tell you who’s advice to take”.
I hate to make it personal, but damn,girl, that’s one hell of a toxic boyfriend. You need to dump his ass like yesterday.
May 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It feeds the brainworm.
May 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
All the while distracting us with “reality” shows and gilded dreams.
May 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It took a medical professional 5 years to admit what any member of the general public can clearly observe.

How long until we figuratively take his keys away?
May 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Don’t forget, Putin’s got the infamous “Pee Tape” and probably a few others from Orangello’s trips to Russia prior to 2016.
May 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“Remember who the real enemy is…”
May 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM