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kacey-cyborg.bsky.social
kacey_cyborg
@kacey-cyborg.bsky.social
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disabled trainwreck
attempted slut
somewhere on several spectra. spectrums. whatever
canadian (sorry)
lewd, so ya 🔞
ronald reagan murdered me
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kacey-cyborg.bsky.social
doubled a few extra times, just in case
giant snail in space, the size of thousands of galaxies
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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k
giant snail on a rock, but now the people in the lower left pointing up at it like "wtf‽" are way way tinier
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
kacey-cyborg.bsky.social
like this?
a giant snail on a rock, there's a group of tiny people at lower left all pointing up at the snail like "wtf‽"
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
kacey-cyborg.bsky.social
snow likey to continue
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
kacey-cyborg.bsky.social
insert ice pick here
white ear
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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who bit part of my ear off? was it you?
a white person's ear with a bite taken out of it
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
kacey-cyborg.bsky.social
all killer no filler
txt conversation: -a pic of a hand holding a cd-r labeled 'songs i'll eat you out to" - i don't know what to say 😍 - it's 12 hours of cotton eye joe
October 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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the dog from the "no give, only throw" meme, with top text that says "no gender" & bottom text that says "only lesbian"
October 21, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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there might be a boob in here let's just jerk it for a bit
October 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
kacey-cyborg.bsky.social
a personal sized pepperoni pizza with a square slice removed from the middle
October 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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or like
a personal sized pepperoni pizza cut such that there are 2 slices: a square in the middle & the rest surrounding
October 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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the end of the jays / yankees game, as seen on the jumbotron from inside scotiabank arena 45 minutes after the end of the leafs game
October 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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let's go blue jays
a toronto blue jays jersey held up to my chest, a single boob protruding
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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I'll tell you what's at the bottom of it. If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'l empty his pockets for you. Lynden B. Johnson AZ QUOTES
October 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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i saw jay graber at a grocery store in l.a. a couple years ago. i told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but i didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. she said, “oh, like you’re doing now?” i was taken aback, and all i could say was “huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. i walked away and continued with my shopping, and i heard her chuckle as i walked off. when i came to pay for my stuff up front i saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen milky ways in her hands without paying. the girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “ma'am you need to pay for those first.” at first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. when she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. i don’t even think that’s a word. after she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
October 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
kacey-cyborg.bsky.social
same
candy corn pumpkins
October 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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oh hey
a blue jays jersey held up to my chest, with one boob poking out #bluejays
October 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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waffles is a slur
@jay.bsky.team 's "waffles" skeet
October 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Bipedalism is a form of terrestrial locomotion where an animal moves by means of its two rear (or lower) limbs or legs. An animal or machine that usually moves in a bipedal manner is known as a biped /'barped/, meaning 'two feet (from Latin bis 'double' and pes 'foot'). Types of bipedal movement include walking or running (a bipedal gait) and hopping
September 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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anybody else seeing lots of this today?
post raptured.
September 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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i saw gavin newsom at a grocery store in l.a. a couple years ago. i told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but i didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. he said, “oh, like you’re doing now?” i was taken aback, and all i could say was “huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. i walked away and continued with my shopping, and i heard him chuckle as i walked off. when i came to pay for my stuff up front i saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen milky ways in his hands without paying. the girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “sir, you need to pay for those first.” at first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. when she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. i don’t even think that’s a word. after she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
September 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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new pfp cause i meant to change it forever ago and finally got around to it
a cartoon kacey's face with a trans flag background
September 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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i only did it to make like counter go sex number
Biscuit@halfbakedrhymes.com 4h Bluesky Elder Would you like this post if it shocked a biscuit? ::Warning Pishock Enabled Post:: 1 23 4 69 Biscuit@halfbakedrhymes.com 2m Bluesky Elder Can't believe how many of y'all would just shock a girl you've never met. Unhinged behavior tbh
September 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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such like
a personal sized pepperoni pizza cut 3 times such that each of the six pieces are very differently sized and shaped
September 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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ya
a personal sized pepperoni pizza cut 3 times such that each of the six pieces are very differently sized and shaped
September 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM