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I've never felt more like myself then when I'm ushering a small animal to come closer to me
April 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I've never felt more like myself then when I'm ushering a small animal to come closer to me
He put his genes in my box call that a punnett square
March 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
He put his genes in my box call that a punnett square
Kendrick Lamar just brought bellbottom jeans back into style I'm so happy
February 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Kendrick Lamar just brought bellbottom jeans back into style I'm so happy
You'll have to pry this bottle of cinnamon sugar from my cold dead hands
February 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You'll have to pry this bottle of cinnamon sugar from my cold dead hands
Every time I remember ginger people have red pubes I laugh outloud
February 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Every time I remember ginger people have red pubes I laugh outloud
I did this again today. It's never not funny
Sometimes I like to scroll through my city's Are We Dating the Same Guy fb group and just laugh
January 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I did this again today. It's never not funny
Nothing is worse than hearing a man say he 'wants cuddles'
January 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Nothing is worse than hearing a man say he 'wants cuddles'
I'm waiting for a Lethal Company ARG
January 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I'm waiting for a Lethal Company ARG
When is it my turn to have an unstable, emotionally abusive girlfriend?
January 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
When is it my turn to have an unstable, emotionally abusive girlfriend?
This picture is badass
January 16, 2025 at 10:14 AM
This picture is badass
Reposted by 🌿 .｡*ﾟJay .*.｡ ☁️🕊
She blew me through the monitor call that desktop
December 3, 2024 at 10:06 PM
She blew me through the monitor call that desktop
Whoever invented everything bagel needs they pussy ate
January 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Whoever invented everything bagel needs they pussy ate
The fact this got 0 likes is very telling. You're all puffin haters.
January 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The fact this got 0 likes is very telling. You're all puffin haters.
First fart of the new year
January 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
First fart of the new year
I'm making small talk with the gas station clerk and say, "haha this is like my third doughnut this week!"
and he goes, "is that a lot for you normally? 😒"
dude.
and he goes, "is that a lot for you normally? 😒"
dude.
January 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I'm making small talk with the gas station clerk and say, "haha this is like my third doughnut this week!"
and he goes, "is that a lot for you normally? 😒"
dude.
and he goes, "is that a lot for you normally? 😒"
dude.
Free will means gluing googly eyes on things
December 31, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Free will means gluing googly eyes on things
I would've absolutely freaked it at club in the 70s
December 29, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I would've absolutely freaked it at club in the 70s
how it felt to look up 'girls kissing' for the first time in 2014
December 29, 2024 at 9:38 PM
how it felt to look up 'girls kissing' for the first time in 2014
Reposted by 🌿 .｡*ﾟJay .*.｡ ☁️🕊
Hugely underappreciated
December 23, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Hugely underappreciated
This is why I practice fireball 100 times each morning and 100 times each night bruh 🤣🤙
December 19, 2024 at 2:54 AM
This is why I practice fireball 100 times each morning and 100 times each night bruh 🤣🤙
I take it back, she'd be a Snivy... how did i not see it before 😫
Sage would be an Espeon
December 19, 2024 at 2:37 AM
I take it back, she'd be a Snivy... how did i not see it before 😫
I love commenting "I just looked at this guy's post history and umm ???" under random peoples posts
December 19, 2024 at 1:36 AM
I love commenting "I just looked at this guy's post history and umm ???" under random peoples posts
Someone teased me for smiling at my phone saying "oooh who're you talking tooo?" but I was looking at frog pictures on pinterest
December 18, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Someone teased me for smiling at my phone saying "oooh who're you talking tooo?" but I was looking at frog pictures on pinterest