He looks weird right now, but I have a lot of layers to go. The portraits always go through an awkward stage before they start coming together.

I might up making an alternate jester furby. I can't justify the price at the moment! Though I'd probably spend as much on materials! 😅

Sounds like you could go out into the woods and take some clippings home and make a tincture? I also have a chronic inflammation disorder.

Realized I made some spelling errors. Oh well!

If you are interested in prints and not a commission, I can work that out.

I will cancel if I smell a scam or I feel like you are burdening me. I'm gruff because I have put up with a ton of shit over the years as an artist. It has turned me into a hardened asshole who isn't willing to bend over and rip myself off just to make a sale.

Don't make it a hassle because I have a low tolerance for bullshit and having my time wasted.
No messaging back and forth a ton. Be clear in what you want, I'm not a mind reader.

My prices reflect my skill. I'm not doing a giant painting for $100. Literally had someone mad at me for not wanting to do that.

A large painting say 16x20 starts at $1000 and goes up depending on the complexity. A small maybe $300 same idea.

I do not accept checks ever. Venmo or cash only.
I don't do nft either.
Don't ask!
I want full payment upfront. I don't have to accept a commission at all, so this is how I want to do it. If you don't like it, find another artist.