They put codeine in C20 coconut water >:(

If a twunk is a twink who is hunk then is a twung a a twink who is strung or a twink who is hung? 🤔

Bread and Circus and Hormone Replacement Therapy

Getting they/them'd at work by the woke as hell npr lady regular because she needs to remind her husband who it is he is aggressively flirting with

Is going to the skate park fished out still considered cruising

I wanna build a contraption that is a large bag hanging from the ceiling labeled "peanuts" full of pinto beans with a closed tube attached so that any moment the entire floor may be covered in dried pinto beans and everyone in the room would slip on them like that guy slipped on marbles in home al

when yr coworker calls homeless addicts zombies then goes home n stares at 3 different screens until he falls asleep and wakes up n does it all again

my guilty pleasure is recycling cans with used sharps in them 🤭

Gave you brain in the scion
Boy you gave me fuckin prions

Pepperoni pays the billz

Is this supposed to b like old twitter?

Hi big blu smokers & throwers