The sewing might take a little longer, but I probably won’t ache as much. (I said probably)

Yep. Am still working on the toile cos it needed a lot of fitting alterations. Is *anybody* the standard shape in the patterns?

Well, these two are excessively foolish… but they are not stupid

He assures me this is comfortable

We used to have a good Tory MP. Even saying that now feels like a fever dream.

What’s that feeling like?

Apparently it changed for some items but not the ones in tins. World’s oldest logo according to Guinness!

Well, so are a lot of things, which I also don’t want on my foodstuff packaging!

Er, it was bought today 😬

Oooh those ads that go “Your hair is probably wavy!” No, it fucking isn’t. Go and pick on someone else.

Last week I ruled my hair with a wand about the width of my finger, used mousse, heat spray, and hairspray, clipped the curls up overnight… And an hour after I took them out they had dropped to loose waves.

Once I asked my hairdresser if a perm would help. She said, “I wouldn’t even try.“

It’s weird how many people I know with this super rare hair type…

I bought them one of those radiator beds. It is invisible to them both. Tried to bribe Tom to use it with some Dreamies: they’re still there.

God apparently wants adult acne and a T-shirt that says NOT FRIENDLY in large letters

Yeah it still stands