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Kev
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I’m ten points in Scrabble. Non-viral content creator 💌🫡
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mop day
A mop in a janitor mop bucket on a hardwood floor in a living room. A broom is in the background.
February 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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we will make the most of these trying times
The cat with a cone photoshopped onto the Pixar logo where the iconic light would be.
January 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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sweet baby Dash got fixed and had eye surgery yesterday.
A black kitten with stitches on eye and a protective cone of shame around his neck.
January 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Well darth i hope you see these cute babies of mine and appreciate them 🖤

*note i did not create them
**names: Pico (De Gato), Basil, Darkwing Duck
***other note, if you look closely, it’s not 3 felines. One is disguised as a tiger 🥸
A black cat named Pico De Gato holding a mouse toy in his mouth. He’s staring out the window. He’s the baby of the family. A black Labrador retriever named Basil. She’s on the couch dressed up in a tiger Halloween costume. Ferocious. Oldest black cat named Darkwing Duck. It is an extreme close up selfie in the kitchen. Looks similar to what my patients would take. Sorta blurred. His eyes look spaced out.
November 21, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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I cannot express enough how much more sophisticated I am now, simply because I wear a horseshoe crab shirt designed by Roger. The compliments I get. The notoriety. “That shirt stands out. I think I saw you the other day at Home Depot. Do you wear that multiple times a week?” Why yes, yes I do.
Selfie of a man (me) wearing a pink horseshoe crab shirt. I’m holding a glass of wine and looking fine.
November 21, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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the moment our timeline took a turn for the worst
Javelina captured running by wall on MSNBC.
November 19, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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The Ford Bronco Sport comes standard with a takeout salsa container holder. Drive with your dips™️ 🥰
A center console of a Ford Bronco Sport with a takeout container of salsa in the middle cup holder hole.
November 19, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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To all the new bluesky users out there. I’d love to introduce you to me and my wife.
A picture of my hand holding a fujifilm instant film picture. Half of it shows me from a selfie angle. The other half is completely whited out where my wife would be because the film got corrupted somehow. Or she is a vampire I don’t know.
November 15, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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Fuck the treadmill I’m running outside.
A sceenshot of an iPhone Lock Screen. It’s zoomed in to a weather widget showing 16 degrees Fahrenheit outside for the temperature.
January 17, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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:)
A screenshot from an app called Try Dry. It’s focusing on being dry for 9 days for Dry January.
January 10, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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me coming from Threads
a photoshopped image taken from a 2017 episode of BBC Breakfast showing three orangutans sitting around a coffee table, the orangutan farthest to the right saying, "where long press."
December 26, 2023 at 3:54 PM
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look at that fella
Black kitten with a white spot on his chest sits on an office chair looking at the camera. His head is slightly tilted as if he’s curious about something. In the background is a gaming PC on a desk turned on with lights aglow.
October 18, 2023 at 2:46 PM
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Just guys being dudes
two black cats sit to the left of me on a couch. They’re over my shoulder. The one is blending into the shadows and all that is visible are his eyes.
August 30, 2023 at 11:43 PM
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thank you!
A black cat lies on his back under a chairs ottoman. He’s looking at the camera and looking cute.
August 19, 2023 at 12:07 AM
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thank you for sharing! Here are some extra pics of my boys. Pico likes to pretend to be a gargoyle and the dinner meme cat. DJ just lounges around being a goober.
A black cat perched atop a standing floor speaker. It looks like a gargoyle. A black kitten making the weird disgusted face from the dinner meme cat. He’s cute. A black cat loafed in a blanket. You can only see his big beautiful eyes looking off to the right side of the image. A black cat curled up on a couch. He’s on his side and sticking his tongue out. What a goober.
August 17, 2023 at 1:58 PM
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happy black cat appreciation day @darthbluesky.bsky.social 🖤🖤 here are my voids, Darkwing Duck (right) and Pico de Gato (left)
Two black cats sit on the back of a couch next to a window. The younger kitten up front is looking directly at the camera while the older cat in the back is looking outside. There’s a lamp behind them. The sun is shining on them to make their fur shiny.
August 17, 2023 at 1:41 PM
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i wasn’t making it up
Me and my wife sitting at the sweethearts table at our wedding. It’s a selfie pic. I’m on the left, she’s on the right. She looks beautiful.
August 7, 2023 at 12:34 AM
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John Williams intensifies
The sun is to the left of a traffic light. The traffic light and sun are both red in color. It looks similar to the Binary Sunset at the end of Star Wars A New Hope.
August 3, 2023 at 8:10 PM
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She’s been indicted on 4 counts of being too darn cute
A Labrador retriever pokes her head thru a stair railing.
August 2, 2023 at 8:07 PM
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Garbage? No. It’s now a Death Star 2 waffle maker 🧇
A Star Wars Death Star waffle maker on a kitchen island. There is a gaping cracked hole on the right side of the design showing the internal parts. It fell off the table and broke.
August 2, 2023 at 3:40 PM
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i aspire to be like them one day
A Halloween decoration on a shelf at a store. It’s of a skeleton lounging up against the side of a palm tree. The skeleton has a smirk and cool sunglasses on. It’s also holding what I believe to be a mixed drink. Totally just vibing there.
August 1, 2023 at 8:00 PM
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took every ounce of strength to not adopt her (we already have a zoo)
A black kitten with white whiskers and paws in a kennel at Petco waiting to be adopted.
July 29, 2023 at 11:51 PM
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She’s learning from the cats
A black Labrador retriever lies in the one sun spot on the carpet warming herself.
July 26, 2023 at 1:32 AM
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god i wish that were me
An AI created image of a Tyrannosaurus rex wearing a baseball hat on its head.
July 18, 2023 at 4:27 PM
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preparing for the inevitable
A screenshot of a Twitter notification saying that “Your Twitter archive is ready to be downloaded”.
July 18, 2023 at 4:03 PM