k3ri
k3ri.bsky.social
k3ri
@k3ri.bsky.social
Deny, lie, fake crocodile tears.
February 16, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I thought it was “don’t test me, fvcker” but the real meaning is waaaay nicer.
February 16, 2026 at 9:16 PM
BuT tHe DoW! 🙃
February 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
You forgot the astronomically long line of people waiting to eliminate on his grave. 🤣💦
February 15, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Strange that it’s none of the high end luxury companies you’d think would donate to such a project.

youtu.be/VbJ4ilDvGyc
Trump's ballroom is a lie
YouTube video by The Drey Dossier
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Next they’ll be putting the lead back in gasoline.
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I am so sorry to hear this sad news. Is there a charity or cause that we can donate to in lieu of flowers?
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 PM
They still can.
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
You know you’ve made it in life when your name becomes a verb.
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Hate and evil keeps that man alive.
February 13, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Every time I think this gang has hit rock bottom, they figure out some way to go deeper.
February 12, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Ghost.org is a suitable alternative to substack, given their cozy relationship with nazis, Governor. Plus it’s cheaper.
Ghost: The best open source blog & newsletter platform
Beautiful, modern publishing with email newsletters and paid subscriptions built-in. Used by Platformer, 404Media, Lever News, Tangle, The Browser, and thousands more.
Ghost.org
February 10, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Patriots let ICE use their plane for deportations, so it was nice watching them get their ass handed to them. Go sports ball!
February 10, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Well, I guess it’s nice to finally have proof of what we knew happened. Kind of like getting the kid to admit they ate the cake while they’ve got icing all over their face.
February 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Have you looked into hosting your newsletter on a platform that isn’t rife with support for nazis? Ghost.org comes to mind.

Loved the piece. It’s sad to see our news outlets enshittify as they bow to the almighty dollar, or President Yamtits. I hope you’ve landed on your feet.
Ghost: The best open source blog & newsletter platform
Beautiful, modern publishing with email newsletters and paid subscriptions built-in. Used by Platformer, 404Media, Lever News, Tangle, The Browser, and thousands more.
Ghost.org
February 10, 2026 at 2:38 PM
That’s unfortunately their playbook.
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I let out a noise the likes of which I cannot describe in polite conversation. Followed immediately by gales of laughter. Thank you *checks name* Goatse enthusiast. 😜
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
*paid
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I love it. They make it super easy to create new emails for my personal domain, so I can track who’s leaking my addresses. It stays out of my way until I need it, and not having my data being used for whatever gives me peace of mind.
February 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
That’s awfully generous of you to think he has a whole 17 brain cells. You’re a better person than I am. He is orange, they usually only have 1 shared. 🐈
February 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM