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Will my friend Kate ever see this?
My house vacuum wasn't working well so i opened it up and there was a brick of dust jammed near the bristles. I used my new shop vac to clean it. Use this as a reminder i guess? I dunno
January 18, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Eggnog is good
December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Is it possible to eat too much apple sauce?
October 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I have to just go out and say it, be brave for once in my life: the Detroit red wings have the best logo in pro sports?
September 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I had a nightmare where my wife brought me home McDonald's and the drinks were in a Pepsi paper cup. McDonald's sold out to Pepsi.
June 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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The bluest of skies made its way to the cover of our first EP called Back Then. Stream here: open.spotify.com/album/07g8EY...
June 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The White Lotus S3 theme is sweet
April 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Someone keeps trying to hack my Hotmail account. Stop it.
April 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Fellas
March 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
@largesoda.bsky.social you actually deleted Twitter bud?
March 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Often I’ll have some crazy ass idea that I have absolutely no skills to deliver and I’ll think to myself “I bet Jake could do this…”
March 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My first holiday with Bluesky. You're my boy, blue.
December 27, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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Happy birthday to a real one, a day one; @k1ngt1ng.bsky.social - rock on brother
December 23, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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First time all inclusive
December 3, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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I’m gonna charge the hell out of them if they come for my handle #unethical #iHadItFirstOnBluSky
November 29, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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Your head is correct. A drunk tweet is now called a "whiskey bisky". Horny on main? That's a "frisky bisky". Sticking your next out there with the hottest of takes? Brother, you better believe that's a "risky bisky".
November 29, 2024 at 3:02 PM
@ambrosebierce.bsky.social imagine the descendants of Ambrose Bierce wanted to buy your bisky handle and that's why your handle is invalid sometimes.
November 29, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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Yeah I guess you could call me a farmer…I AM a farmer of sorts…. A Rage farmer…
November 27, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Will my friend Kate ever see this?
November 24, 2024 at 2:40 AM
November 15, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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"The Grass is Greener on Bluesky" there it is, there's your marketing slogan. Give me one thousand dollars @bsky.app
November 12, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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Kids showed me hot to go and now I have listened to it like 10x today 🫥😵
November 11, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Can this app see other apps and suggest friends for me or something? Trying to hit double digit followers here
November 9, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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We’re back baby!!!!
November 9, 2024 at 6:44 PM