threads people don’t understand when i tweet “killing myself” it’s in a fun joyous way

mike tyson i need you to lock tf in and shut the paul brothers up once and for all

Sometimes I (a moron) will post something and then you guys (my moron friends) will like it and I think to myself mmm perhaps I am not a moron after all but some kind of philosopher

so is the plan that i repost all of my tweets word for word here

this diva

i’m having fun on a new social media platform

pop base said go touch grass don’t focus on matt gaetz

which big account is going to be the final nail in the coffin for twitter

should i just spend the rest of the year rewriting my tweets on this platform so the archive is maintained

something sinister is happening i fear

me trying to get all of my friends to move to bluesky

i was a twitter first mover, i have to maintain my reputation here too