We don't care, we've already bought tickets! Let's go!

Something very similar happened to me about 11 years ago when I had to say "so . . . I need to be in Kansas City next weekend . . ."

Two ideas: On the TV stand on either side of the TV with stands like Tina showed. Or get plastic cases and use command strips or shelf brackets to put them on the wall (depending on your aversion to putting holes in a rental).

Tbh, you're not going to be the first woso supporters that aren't fans of their local women's sports bar

Not mathematically, but likely. I can explain when you're sober

Traded everyone's favorite player

Since you've read kite runner, I'd also recommend A Thousand Splendid Suns if you haven't read it yet

Yup!

Love that one of the top moments is us cheering for another team

I've learned that hot dogs come with buns and the sausages do not

Much appreciated