*duck taping more refrigerator magnets to a vertical monster truck tire* Just let me hook up the jumper cables and start my car, then you can climb in!

which in turn is short for Gartholomewven

Smart kid! They already know they're not legally required to allow entry without a warrant!

Not me frantically searching PubMed for experimental knee recovery procedures last weekend

We're in the wrong timeline

I'm in

They are suuuuuper good

hard reset

Kluwe for Senate!

I need this video archived. I need to rewatch the moment that Zohran won while they played the Pina Colada song basically every day for the rest of my life