It's crazy how Futurama oscillates between the greatest sci fi comedy to ever be written and extreme dogshit so easily

fic writers r so silly when they respond to comments like "thank you for reading!" BESTIE HELLO????? THANK /YOU/ FOR GIVING ME A WILL TO LIVE ACTUALLY?????

i love mouthwashing

🚨 ONLY 364 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS 🚨

having vinny vinesauce on as background noise and hearing him, completely incredulous, go "is there a war going on between classic and new sonic fans now?" and cracking up immediately. a blessed life to have no idea

“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next

if you made art this year, you did well. a sketch, even if it was scrapped ; a poem, even if it was deleted — mattered. you put thought to paper, you engaged with the creative alchemy of turning feeling to something tangible. doesn't matter if you weren't productive "enough." or good "enough."

I wish someone would freaking run me over with a reindeer

Happy Holidays from Vinesauce