Kalinda Bonksprocket
@k-bonksprocket.bsky.social
Little 9'-7" Gnomish girl from Mount Nevermind
NO GIVE! ONLY THROW!
I fear my dog might be a Republican.
I fear my dog might be a Republican.
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
NO GIVE! ONLY THROW!
I fear my dog might be a Republican.
I fear my dog might be a Republican.
THIS THE SCENE OUTSIDE THE PEARLY GATE. SHEIKIE GOING TO SUPLEX THE JABRONI HULK HOGAN INTO THE HELL
July 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
THIS THE SCENE OUTSIDE THE PEARLY GATE. SHEIKIE GOING TO SUPLEX THE JABRONI HULK HOGAN INTO THE HELL
Rest in Peace, Ozzy. Thank you for the music and your service to humanity.
July 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Rest in Peace, Ozzy. Thank you for the music and your service to humanity.
I NEED THE SPIRIT OF THE IRON SHEIK TO PUT EVERYONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WAR IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH AND MAKE THEM HUMBLE. FUCK THE WAR, THE UNPRESIDENTED SHITGIBBON, THE NETANYAHU, THE AYATOLLAH, AND THE HULK HOGAN. I APPRECIATE YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER BUBBA
June 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I NEED THE SPIRIT OF THE IRON SHEIK TO PUT EVERYONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WAR IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH AND MAKE THEM HUMBLE. FUCK THE WAR, THE UNPRESIDENTED SHITGIBBON, THE NETANYAHU, THE AYATOLLAH, AND THE HULK HOGAN. I APPRECIATE YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER BUBBA
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Clap your hands twice if you believe in Ace Darwin!
Our latest #Battletech podcast is off to the producer for publishing. Watch this space
Our latest #Battletech podcast is off to the producer for publishing. Watch this space
June 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Clap your hands twice if you believe in Ace Darwin!
Our latest #Battletech podcast is off to the producer for publishing. Watch this space
Our latest #Battletech podcast is off to the producer for publishing. Watch this space
HARVARD IS THE REAL FOR PUTTING THE JABRONI LINDA MCMAHON IN THE COPYEDIT CLUTCH AND MAKING HER HUMBLE
May 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
HARVARD IS THE REAL FOR PUTTING THE JABRONI LINDA MCMAHON IN THE COPYEDIT CLUTCH AND MAKING HER HUMBLE
LINDA BEING MARRIED TO VINCENT KENNEDY DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE NOT JABRONI BUBBA
"Secretary Of Education" Linda McMahon sent a letter to Harvard bitching at them about how they run their school.
Harvard returned it.
With corrections
😂😂😂
Democrats THIS is the energy I want from you all from now on!
Call em out, name names, don't be complicit to this stupidity.
Correct it.
Harvard returned it.
With corrections
😂😂😂
Democrats THIS is the energy I want from you all from now on!
Call em out, name names, don't be complicit to this stupidity.
Correct it.
May 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
LINDA BEING MARRIED TO VINCENT KENNEDY DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE NOT JABRONI BUBBA
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"Secretary Of Education" Linda McMahon sent a letter to Harvard bitching at them about how they run their school.
Harvard returned it.
With corrections
😂😂😂
Democrats THIS is the energy I want from you all from now on!
Call em out, name names, don't be complicit to this stupidity.
Correct it.
Harvard returned it.
With corrections
😂😂😂
Democrats THIS is the energy I want from you all from now on!
Call em out, name names, don't be complicit to this stupidity.
Correct it.
May 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"Secretary Of Education" Linda McMahon sent a letter to Harvard bitching at them about how they run their school.
Harvard returned it.
With corrections
😂😂😂
Democrats THIS is the energy I want from you all from now on!
Call em out, name names, don't be complicit to this stupidity.
Correct it.
Harvard returned it.
With corrections
😂😂😂
Democrats THIS is the energy I want from you all from now on!
Call em out, name names, don't be complicit to this stupidity.
Correct it.
Nothing means nothing. Nothing means nothing! I’ve disbanded the mega powers, Mean Gene. Uh-huh. I have a real beef with Halfling Hogan, Moo yeah. He groped Moose Elizabeth and didn’t think the Macho Minotaur would find out about it. Halfling mania is dead.
April 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Nothing means nothing. Nothing means nothing! I’ve disbanded the mega powers, Mean Gene. Uh-huh. I have a real beef with Halfling Hogan, Moo yeah. He groped Moose Elizabeth and didn’t think the Macho Minotaur would find out about it. Halfling mania is dead.
IRON GNOME WILL PUT THE HALFLING HOGAN IN THE CLOCKWORK CLUTCH AND MAKE HIM HUMBLE BUBBA
April 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
IRON GNOME WILL PUT THE HALFLING HOGAN IN THE CLOCKWORK CLUTCH AND MAKE HIM HUMBLE BUBBA
NOT A GNOME!?
THIS IS DISCRIMINATION!
THIS IS DISCRIMINATION!
April 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
NOT A GNOME!?
THIS IS DISCRIMINATION!
THIS IS DISCRIMINATION!
THE CAMEL CLUTCH USED TO MEAN SOMETHING
FUCK THE HULK HOGAN THE PETE HEGSETH AND THE WHISKYLEAKS FOREVER. BE CONSISTENT ON OPSEC OR GO FUCK YOURSELF
OH YOU CANT WELL GO FUCK YOURSELF FOX NEWS FASCIST JABRONI. I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HER EMAILS ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU ARE A NO GOOD PUNK JABRONI
FUCK THE HULK HOGAN THE PETE HEGSETH AND THE WHISKYLEAKS FOREVER. BE CONSISTENT ON OPSEC OR GO FUCK YOURSELF
OH YOU CANT WELL GO FUCK YOURSELF FOX NEWS FASCIST JABRONI. I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HER EMAILS ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU ARE A NO GOOD PUNK JABRONI
March 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
THE CAMEL CLUTCH USED TO MEAN SOMETHING
FUCK THE HULK HOGAN THE PETE HEGSETH AND THE WHISKYLEAKS FOREVER. BE CONSISTENT ON OPSEC OR GO FUCK YOURSELF
OH YOU CANT WELL GO FUCK YOURSELF FOX NEWS FASCIST JABRONI. I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HER EMAILS ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU ARE A NO GOOD PUNK JABRONI
FUCK THE HULK HOGAN THE PETE HEGSETH AND THE WHISKYLEAKS FOREVER. BE CONSISTENT ON OPSEC OR GO FUCK YOURSELF
OH YOU CANT WELL GO FUCK YOURSELF FOX NEWS FASCIST JABRONI. I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HER EMAILS ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU ARE A NO GOOD PUNK JABRONI
I STILL ASK IRON SHEIK WHY THE FUCK HE NOT MAKE JABRONI DONALD HUMBLE AND THE LACK OF ANSWER MEANS MAYBE THE GOD DECIDE TO BE A FUCKING JABRONI. WHY YOU LET MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY ON EARTH BE FUCKING JABRONI BUBBA MAYBE YOU A FUCKING JABRONI
March 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I STILL ASK IRON SHEIK WHY THE FUCK HE NOT MAKE JABRONI DONALD HUMBLE AND THE LACK OF ANSWER MEANS MAYBE THE GOD DECIDE TO BE A FUCKING JABRONI. WHY YOU LET MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY ON EARTH BE FUCKING JABRONI BUBBA MAYBE YOU A FUCKING JABRONI
YOU SAY TOMATO IS THE REAL AND ALL THE OTHER PLACES ARE JABRONI BUBBA
FUCK THE OTHER PLACES WHO THOUGHT THEY GAVE ME PIZZA AND FUCK THE ME FOR THINKING I EVER HAD THE PIZZA BEFORE
OFFER ANCHOVIES OR GO FUCK YOURSELF. YOU SAY TOMATO IS THE REAL. GEORGE YOU A GOOD MAN BUBBA
FUCK THE OTHER PLACES WHO THOUGHT THEY GAVE ME PIZZA AND FUCK THE ME FOR THINKING I EVER HAD THE PIZZA BEFORE
OFFER ANCHOVIES OR GO FUCK YOURSELF. YOU SAY TOMATO IS THE REAL. GEORGE YOU A GOOD MAN BUBBA
March 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
YOU SAY TOMATO IS THE REAL AND ALL THE OTHER PLACES ARE JABRONI BUBBA
FUCK THE OTHER PLACES WHO THOUGHT THEY GAVE ME PIZZA AND FUCK THE ME FOR THINKING I EVER HAD THE PIZZA BEFORE
OFFER ANCHOVIES OR GO FUCK YOURSELF. YOU SAY TOMATO IS THE REAL. GEORGE YOU A GOOD MAN BUBBA
FUCK THE OTHER PLACES WHO THOUGHT THEY GAVE ME PIZZA AND FUCK THE ME FOR THINKING I EVER HAD THE PIZZA BEFORE
OFFER ANCHOVIES OR GO FUCK YOURSELF. YOU SAY TOMATO IS THE REAL. GEORGE YOU A GOOD MAN BUBBA
FUCK THE HALFLING HOGAN
March 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
FUCK THE HALFLING HOGAN
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Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.
February 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.
Reposted by Kalinda Bonksprocket
Reposted by Kalinda Bonksprocket
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
CHCEIFS WIN
I BEFORE E EXCEPT WHEN GOING FOR THREE
I BEFORE E EXCEPT WHEN GOING FOR THREE
January 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
CHCEIFS WIN
I BEFORE E EXCEPT WHEN GOING FOR THREE
I BEFORE E EXCEPT WHEN GOING FOR THREE
GO TAYLOR’S BOYFRIEND
January 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
GO TAYLOR’S BOYFRIEND
IRON SHEIK WHAT THE FUCK BUBBA YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE JABRONI DONALD HUMBLE
January 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
IRON SHEIK WHAT THE FUCK BUBBA YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE JABRONI DONALD HUMBLE