I love Bill Burr. I think he is smart and highly self-aware and hilarious. But the world has rendered me so cynical that I find myself waiting for him to fuck up any day now and get cancelled and disappoint us all and that I even have these thoughts makes me sad. :(
April 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I love Bill Burr. I think he is smart and highly self-aware and hilarious. But the world has rendered me so cynical that I find myself waiting for him to fuck up any day now and get cancelled and disappoint us all and that I even have these thoughts makes me sad. :(
You know how observants Jews will hire a Goy to turn the lights on and off so they don't break Shabbos? I think I'm going to hire a white man to do financial crimes for me.
April 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
You know how observants Jews will hire a Goy to turn the lights on and off so they don't break Shabbos? I think I'm going to hire a white man to do financial crimes for me.
Nothing makes me feel like I have one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel like current Top 40 terrestrial radio. Heard "Pink Pony Club" for the first time this weekend and... uh... ok... sure, it's... fine... I am old.
April 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nothing makes me feel like I have one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel like current Top 40 terrestrial radio. Heard "Pink Pony Club" for the first time this weekend and... uh... ok... sure, it's... fine... I am old.
If the United States did to the United States what the United States is currently doing to the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the United States.
March 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If the United States did to the United States what the United States is currently doing to the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the United States.
I expected an absolute FLOOD of lawsuits and requests for injunction, across multiple jurisdictions. And it feels like none of that has materialized. Why are we sitting on our thumbs?
February 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I expected an absolute FLOOD of lawsuits and requests for injunction, across multiple jurisdictions. And it feels like none of that has materialized. Why are we sitting on our thumbs?
Note to self: Stop referring to senior leadership as "the muckity-mucks up on Mahogany Row" in front of other members of senior leadership. Even I can't charm my way out of EVERYTHING.. :p
January 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Note to self: Stop referring to senior leadership as "the muckity-mucks up on Mahogany Row" in front of other members of senior leadership. Even I can't charm my way out of EVERYTHING.. :p
Had some biz at the Thurgood Marshall Bldg in DC this morning, and security couldn't figure why I was setting off the detectors. Got half undressed, and a bit concerned.. Turns out the metal beads/bands in my hair are juuuust metal enough. We all had a good laugh. Ha ha! Ha... heh... gulp..
January 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Had some biz at the Thurgood Marshall Bldg in DC this morning, and security couldn't figure why I was setting off the detectors. Got half undressed, and a bit concerned.. Turns out the metal beads/bands in my hair are juuuust metal enough. We all had a good laugh. Ha ha! Ha... heh... gulp..
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was Outlook, and the Word was saved as an attachment that no one could find. And Behold, the Admin sayeth 'I am the truth, the way and the light, and thou shalt not forego the sensitivity label on each email. Do this in remembrance of internal security.'
January 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was Outlook, and the Word was saved as an attachment that no one could find. And Behold, the Admin sayeth 'I am the truth, the way and the light, and thou shalt not forego the sensitivity label on each email. Do this in remembrance of internal security.'
Going forward, if you are a known fuck-up, and you, when given the opportunity to account for your fuck-ups in a public forum, proceed to further fuck up, you shall be referred to as a "Hegseth". Hegseth can also be used as a descriptor: "That was a botch of Hegsethian dimensions..."
January 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Going forward, if you are a known fuck-up, and you, when given the opportunity to account for your fuck-ups in a public forum, proceed to further fuck up, you shall be referred to as a "Hegseth". Hegseth can also be used as a descriptor: "That was a botch of Hegsethian dimensions..."