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Joshua Ellis
@jzellis.bsky.social
I'm that bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee.
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Got my Halloween costume sorted out
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Remember, I literally uploaded a zip of my entire API routes folder like two hours before I started catching on to all this. I then went to the local cafe to get coffee and read for an hour and a half, came back, and it had no memory of this.

That's bizarre, right? It's not just me, right?
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
And just in case you think my expectations are unreasonable: when you do the paid subscription you get access to "Projects" where you can "add files" and such. It even says on my Kowloon Project in the ChatGPT app that I have "1 file attached".

Then look at my last interaction with the AI itself.
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I just discovered that I'm paying a monthly subscription to @openaidevs.bsky.social for a coding assistant with enforced dementia. I'm not exaggerating. ChatGPT's short term memory gets dumped randomly every few... minutes? Hours?
October 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Never let it be said that Americans can't figure out a way to turn lemons into lemonade.
October 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
September 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
When it comes to racists and bigots, I do not play: I consider them to be my inferiors and myself their better, as well as anyone who defends their hatred as just another ware in the marketplace of ideas.

I'm quite serious. They're not as good as I am, period. And I treat them that way.
September 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
September 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here, up in here
September 12, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Little known scientific fact: the "T" in T. Ocellus stands for "T-Bone", which is the creature's government name.
September 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
September 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
September 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
September 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"Long day, Bob. It's quittin time."
September 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Got a new Zippo and it needed a little something.
September 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
September 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
September 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The thought of Donnie Dorko struggling to lie out of both sides of his ham hock face has got me in a contemplative mood today.
September 2, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I hope as he's convalescing from whatever malady definitely hasn't killed him, President Trump is able to relax and recuperate. I always find listening to music to be quite delightful.

This record, for example, might be just what he needs.
September 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Tired: calling bad hallucinating AIs "clankers"

Wired: referring to a bad hallucinating AI as
September 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
August 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm going to show you two pieces of art. Do you agree with me that they both appear to be very similar, perhaps done by the same artist at different times in their development? I think they do.

Look at them both and I'll explain why once you have.
August 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Did I do this right? Is this how you're supposed to announce a 2028 presidential run?
August 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM