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Let him give a long-winded speech and have a William Henry Harrison-style ending
January 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Let him give a long-winded speech and have a William Henry Harrison-style ending
This is technically true. His most loyal of supporters will shoot themselves in the foot if asked
January 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This is technically true. His most loyal of supporters will shoot themselves in the foot if asked
My daughter was born in October. We are doing our best to raise her right
January 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My daughter was born in October. We are doing our best to raise her right
There’s a reason I call them MAGAloids
December 28, 2024 at 3:49 PM
There’s a reason I call them MAGAloids
A world you helped create, Yertle
December 11, 2024 at 5:43 PM
A world you helped create, Yertle
As awesome as that would be it’s not a federal crime
December 9, 2024 at 5:12 PM
As awesome as that would be it’s not a federal crime
Between the Chiefs and the Republicans Satan is raking it in
December 9, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Between the Chiefs and the Republicans Satan is raking it in
In respect to the 2021 trade with Detroit the Rams won the battle but the Lions won the war
December 9, 2024 at 12:47 AM
In respect to the 2021 trade with Detroit the Rams won the battle but the Lions won the war
Welp, Kristen is about to be sent to the gulags
December 9, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Welp, Kristen is about to be sent to the gulags
The dog caught the car
December 8, 2024 at 11:23 PM
The dog caught the car
The appointment of John Thune gives me a little bit of hope. Not a lot; just a little bit
December 1, 2024 at 10:04 PM
The appointment of John Thune gives me a little bit of hope. Not a lot; just a little bit
Apparently MAGAloids are boiling their raw milk to kill bacteria. Wait until they learn about pasteurization
November 17, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Apparently MAGAloids are boiling their raw milk to kill bacteria. Wait until they learn about pasteurization
I can’t remember what it was, but the Republicans put up something that Obama initially rejected. He eventually changed his mind, and then Republicans opposed it.
November 17, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I can’t remember what it was, but the Republicans put up something that Obama initially rejected. He eventually changed his mind, and then Republicans opposed it.
Please don’t wish this into the universe
November 16, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Please don’t wish this into the universe
We drain the swamp only to replace it with worse swamp monsters
November 15, 2024 at 9:00 PM
We drain the swamp only to replace it with worse swamp monsters
A proud graduate of YouTube medical school
November 15, 2024 at 1:15 AM
A proud graduate of YouTube medical school
MITT ROMNEY IS A SAINT!!!!
November 12, 2024 at 4:24 AM
MITT ROMNEY IS A SAINT!!!!
Once Bluesky finally takes off, I plan to cancel Facebook, Instagram, and Threads. Fuck Zuck!!!!
November 12, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Once Bluesky finally takes off, I plan to cancel Facebook, Instagram, and Threads. Fuck Zuck!!!!
My little girl. I’m raising her to be a warrior and to look good doing it
November 11, 2024 at 10:05 PM
My little girl. I’m raising her to be a warrior and to look good doing it