Joe Brockmeier
@jzb.bsky.social
"When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction." Mark Twain
Graduate, Steven Wright School of Motivational Speaking.
Graduate, Steven Wright School of Motivational Speaking.
Khan, Cylons, and Boba Fett were cool, but Vultan was The Man(TM).
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Khan, Cylons, and Boba Fett were cool, but Vultan was The Man(TM).
Basically Vance and Trump meeting Zelenskyy. Just two sneering bullies who would run screaming if they had to spend a day in Zelenskyy’s shoes. What an embarrassment for us.
March 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Basically Vance and Trump meeting Zelenskyy. Just two sneering bullies who would run screaming if they had to spend a day in Zelenskyy’s shoes. What an embarrassment for us.
About the size of it.
February 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
About the size of it.
Happy #caturday to one and all. Sam is settling into his new house slowly but surely. The move kind of freaked out the cats but they’re adapting. Also, they’re loving the stacks of boxes, which make great play structures. #WeavervilleNC
February 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Happy #caturday to one and all. Sam is settling into his new house slowly but surely. The move kind of freaked out the cats but they’re adapting. Also, they’re loving the stacks of boxes, which make great play structures. #WeavervilleNC
Yesterday we said goodbye to Malcolm, our 14-year-old lab. He was the goodest boy. I wanted to write something for him and his half-sister Hanna who left us earlier this year. It's going to be a very different house without these two, and we're going to miss them very much.
December 31, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Yesterday we said goodbye to Malcolm, our 14-year-old lab. He was the goodest boy. I wanted to write something for him and his half-sister Hanna who left us earlier this year. It's going to be a very different house without these two, and we're going to miss them very much.
New Father Xmas just dropped. It’s starting to feel a lot like Gothmas. Don’t forget to leave out lipstick and eyeliner for Santa Cure!
December 23, 2024 at 2:07 AM
New Father Xmas just dropped. It’s starting to feel a lot like Gothmas. Don’t forget to leave out lipstick and eyeliner for Santa Cure!
It’s been a good Caturday. Quality time with Sir Wobbles helps.
November 9, 2024 at 11:07 PM
It’s been a good Caturday. Quality time with Sir Wobbles helps.
“Where is my breakfast? This service is terrible.”
Sam is displeased with the drop off in service level while Meg is recovering from knee surgery. #cats
Sam is displeased with the drop off in service level while Meg is recovering from knee surgery. #cats
August 18, 2024 at 1:51 PM
“Where is my breakfast? This service is terrible.”
Sam is displeased with the drop off in service level while Meg is recovering from knee surgery. #cats
Sam is displeased with the drop off in service level while Meg is recovering from knee surgery. #cats
See a tort, leave a tort
March 10, 2024 at 12:08 AM
See a tort, leave a tort
I cannot think of Clippy without being reminded of Vigor, the evil vi/Vim assistant and my days freelancing for Linux Magazine.
January 8, 2024 at 7:04 PM
I cannot think of Clippy without being reminded of Vigor, the evil vi/Vim assistant and my days freelancing for Linux Magazine.
Sam being intensely curious.
January 8, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Sam being intensely curious.
Maybe a good example: I watched “It’s a Wonderful Life” yesterday, and it’s partially set in 1918 or 1919, released 1946. It has a crucial plot point that acknowledges the Flu epidemic without at all being about it.
December 26, 2023 at 7:36 PM
Maybe a good example: I watched “It’s a Wonderful Life” yesterday, and it’s partially set in 1918 or 1919, released 1946. It has a crucial plot point that acknowledges the Flu epidemic without at all being about it.
Cupcake is passing judgement.
December 11, 2023 at 2:46 AM
Cupcake is passing judgement.
Happy to help! Say hello to Willow, Malcolm, and Sam. Sam is considering a podcast career.
September 15, 2023 at 8:50 AM
Happy to help! Say hello to Willow, Malcolm, and Sam. Sam is considering a podcast career.
Did someone say ear floof?
September 14, 2023 at 9:48 PM
Did someone say ear floof?
Sir Wobbles doing his best “dangle paws off table” pose.
July 30, 2023 at 9:54 PM
Sir Wobbles doing his best “dangle paws off table” pose.
Sir Wobbles feeling the sleepy. Wish I was - far too early to be awake. #caturday
July 8, 2023 at 9:23 AM
Sir Wobbles feeling the sleepy. Wish I was - far too early to be awake. #caturday
Sam staring at Willow (not pictured) with bad intentions. #caturday
July 1, 2023 at 7:19 PM
Sam staring at Willow (not pictured) with bad intentions. #caturday
My company asked people for selfies for what I guess was "selfie day" yesterday? My contributions should be obvious.
June 22, 2023 at 2:10 PM
My company asked people for selfies for what I guess was "selfie day" yesterday? My contributions should be obvious.
These bats remind me a lot of our senior, adorable black cat, Bubby. I call them Bubby Bats. Apparently I am not allowed to adopt a bat...
June 16, 2023 at 1:58 PM
These bats remind me a lot of our senior, adorable black cat, Bubby. I call them Bubby Bats. Apparently I am not allowed to adopt a bat...