Worth revisiting for that sharp dose of pain my brain craves (I love them so much)

I didn't even meant to post this 🫣😂😂😂😂 but if anyone can laugh at this I guess it was worth it

"...You gonna tell me I wasn't supposed to get knocked up either?"

"Knocked- you know what? Get out of here, just get out- I'm done with you."

"You're supposed to murder him!"

"Murder him? Not marry him?"

"Oh my God, we are fucked."

"Not really, he's actually very monogamous and I don't share either."

"Haha, very funny. Very funny indeed- I can't believe you! Are you deaf?"

"You didn't read my file, did you."

"Fuck."

"..."

"Tell me you're joking- this was a hard mission, there should be no flaws- you went undercover to exploit the deepest gaps and weak spots, leave no rock unturned!"

"I got hard and under his covers- he went nothing but deep, left me gaping- found all the weak spots and left nothing unturned."

"What?? Katsuki, no, you're supposed to have him crying and begging, screaming for mercy."

"Well, I did."

"That's-"

"With my ass."

"We told you to shake their high brass and get eyes in their trucks."

"To shake my breast and have his eyes on my junk."

"That's- that's not even close!"

"Hm?"

"They sent me there to fuck him."

"Yeah? Fuck him up- he and his massive crock of bandits."

Bakugou demeanor withers. "...his massive cock."

"What? You were sent there to raid his lair."

"...To ride his lap."

The captain winces. "Ouch, you are crazy for taking this case."

"I told yall weaklings I could take him!"

"Must have been one hell of a fight."

"Not really, I just had to make the first move."

"Hm, catch them unawares- I see why they send you to fuck him up."

Bakugou pauses, "...Fuck him...up?"

"So how did it go? Did you get him?"

Bakugou grins. "Heck yeah I did."

"I heard he almost broke your leg, you had a limp for a while there."

Bakugou scoffs, "No, that's cuz he almost snapped my fucking back."

Omg welcome to the kiribakushin club! 🥺 but also apologies in advance for my ridiculous sense of humour I think I'm hilarious ( I am delusional ) I'm itching to update soon!

Welcome to the club- I want to slip sakura into my pocket SO bad.

They make me RABID gggrrrrrrr

I wanna cry Shinsou looks stunning