Johnny Vee
@jxhn.me
Just fair-weather words from a four-letter friend in Minneapolis. A boy in corduroy. Skeptical optimist. Socially awkward, but mostly harmless.
Pinned
Things Minnesotans love:
- Minnesota
- things with Minnesota on them
- kicking snow boogers off fenders
- releasing Epstein files
- lakes
- Minnesota
- things with Minnesota on them
- kicking snow boogers off fenders
- releasing Epstein files
- lakes
September 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Things Minnesotans love:
- Minnesota
- things with Minnesota on them
- kicking snow boogers off fenders
- releasing Epstein files
- lakes
- Minnesota
- things with Minnesota on them
- kicking snow boogers off fenders
- releasing Epstein files
- lakes
Nancy don't need no Hardy Boys helping her.
September 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Nancy don't need no Hardy Boys helping her.
@alfranken.bsky.social, we need you. Minnesota needs you. Our country needs you.
You're good enough. You're smart enough. And doggone it, people like you.
Please run for public office again.
You're good enough. You're smart enough. And doggone it, people like you.
Please run for public office again.
September 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
@alfranken.bsky.social, we need you. Minnesota needs you. Our country needs you.
You're good enough. You're smart enough. And doggone it, people like you.
Please run for public office again.
You're good enough. You're smart enough. And doggone it, people like you.
Please run for public office again.
Me, yesterday: "Not many people in today, huh?"
Cashier: "Yeah, they must all be watching the game."
Me: "Game?"
Cashier: "Yeah, they must all be watching the game."
Me: "Game?"
September 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Me, yesterday: "Not many people in today, huh?"
Cashier: "Yeah, they must all be watching the game."
Me: "Game?"
Cashier: "Yeah, they must all be watching the game."
Me: "Game?"
Not paying attention to today's White House announcement is also an option.
September 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Not paying attention to today's White House announcement is also an option.
C is for coffee, that's good enough for me.
September 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
C is for coffee, that's good enough for me.
Remember, M4G4: no white supremacy after Labor Day.
September 2, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Remember, M4G4: no white supremacy after Labor Day.
"Trump is one of the least masculine, least adult, people in public life. Needy, whiny, defensive, pleading, scared of women, terrified of more powerful men. I am at a loss as to why his base sees him as manly or strong."
— Tom Nichols (professor, U.S. Naval War College)
— Tom Nichols (professor, U.S. Naval War College)
September 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"Trump is one of the least masculine, least adult, people in public life. Needy, whiny, defensive, pleading, scared of women, terrified of more powerful men. I am at a loss as to why his base sees him as manly or strong."
— Tom Nichols (professor, U.S. Naval War College)
— Tom Nichols (professor, U.S. Naval War College)
I have a new job title and so do you.
August 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I have a new job title and so do you.
Electing @governorwalz.mn.gov as Governor of Minnesota was the first thing I did in the voting booth after moving to Minnesota. I'm rather proud of that.
August 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Electing @governorwalz.mn.gov as Governor of Minnesota was the first thing I did in the voting booth after moving to Minnesota. I'm rather proud of that.
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! This administration needs to grow the fuck up. What a bunch of emotionally stunted wankers.
August 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! This administration needs to grow the fuck up. What a bunch of emotionally stunted wankers.
He hates history, because history will hate him.
August 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
He hates history, because history will hate him.
"As long as the general population is passive, apathetic, diverted to consumerism or hatred of the vulnerable, then the powerful can do as they please, and those who survive will be left to contemplate the outcome." — Noam Chomsky
August 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"As long as the general population is passive, apathetic, diverted to consumerism or hatred of the vulnerable, then the powerful can do as they please, and those who survive will be left to contemplate the outcome." — Noam Chomsky
Next thing you know, he'll ask Disney to bring back Uncle Remus.
August 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Next thing you know, he'll ask Disney to bring back Uncle Remus.
If bingeing CSI has taught me anything, it's to be sure you claw the hell out of your attacker’s face before you die so you can give the cops a DNA sample of your killer.
August 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
If bingeing CSI has taught me anything, it's to be sure you claw the hell out of your attacker’s face before you die so you can give the cops a DNA sample of your killer.
I stopped going to church almost 30 years ago, and at the time, several of my friends and family asked if I'd ever come back. When I left, I got a 10% raise and Sundays off. Why would I ever go back??
August 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I stopped going to church almost 30 years ago, and at the time, several of my friends and family asked if I'd ever come back. When I left, I got a 10% raise and Sundays off. Why would I ever go back??
Homelessness is a symptom, not a crime.
August 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Homelessness is a symptom, not a crime.
Some jerk just used the microwave in the break room to reheat fish! And by "break room" I mean the kitchen at home. And by "jerk" I mean me.
August 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Some jerk just used the microwave in the break room to reheat fish! And by "break room" I mean the kitchen at home. And by "jerk" I mean me.
“When his time comes, there’s no need for him to lie in state. He’s already lied in every state.”
August 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“When his time comes, there’s no need for him to lie in state. He’s already lied in every state.”
Herd behavior (also known as the "bandwagon effect") in social psychology can be best illustrated when an entire street has their recycling bins out when it's not actually recycling day.
August 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Herd behavior (also known as the "bandwagon effect") in social psychology can be best illustrated when an entire street has their recycling bins out when it's not actually recycling day.