Maybe it's actually "Blasé"? A very apathetic vampire?

Do you think it could be good? I mean it’s going to heavily mine the ol nostalgia. How are they going to justify this sequel otherwise?

Gads! This is a find!

I love that it’s basically a British film that was redubbed to make it American. And the British feel comes through. Took me years to even get that it was supposed to be set in the US.

A cat burglar who specializes in stealing burlesque poles?

Totally agree. I mean cats actually exist. It's at least possible even though the probability is low. Of course you have to follow the data.

Yeah. I listened to it again for Halloween. But I'd love to see a proper Victorian version, with steam punk Martian Tripods

I felt the same about Coppola's Dracula when it came out. I've always hated the Mina/Dracula romance. In the book he basically r*ped her. But I came to really enjoy that movie for the artistry and the love the filmmakers had for their craft. Hell, I'm still waiting for a good War of the Worlds.

Still love that Clive's Frankenstein does a double gainer out of a windmill, gets hit by one of the blades and only ends up with a limp in Bride of Frankenstein.

Yep. I sees the post under the hashtag...and not several hours later either.

Video idea. Comedy trope debunk! Step on banana peels, and see if you see birds when bopped on the head.