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John
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Sarcasm. Cooking. Golf. Boats. Clemson. &l✓%€√#&/ NYRangers.
The order varies. Somewhat.
Moved to a red state for dubious reasons.
As long as someone dogwalks him back to Brooklyn, I don't care who it is.
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
In all honesty.... He can have Schumer and keep him as the pet poodle Chuckie is.
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Out of all the fantastic restaurants in PVD, you choose the crappy overpriced expense account one?
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Coastal Chaos got Clemson into the game last year, soooo ...

But heres to all that happening, except SMU beating Cal at 2am EDT on ACC after dark to spoil the party.
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Look if the repugs want to stage a dog and pony show it is the Dems duty to play along and take them for a walkie.
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Next season he took an NIL deal from aTm and the mustache became the original 12th man.
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
What was the first year women could actually get passports on their own?

It used to be that a woman's passport was part of her husband's only. I've seen a 60's era version of my grandparents passport like that.
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is a complete BS reframing of her documented history.

If she truly wants to rehabilitate herself she should grow a full set of toes on each foot.
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Who is dat be pimpin'?
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
You could suggest replacing Schumer with a stuffed Salvadorian iguana Van Hollen bright back in his suitcase and I'd mash the like button.
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Without Brady, Belichick O'Brien and the rest are just Rich Kotite with a hotter girlfriend
November 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Why is she a Guy Fawkes mask?
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Gestapo and Goblins
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
She's a performance artist cosplaying as a Congress critter running for governess of bathrooms.

Maybe cut her some slack... That's hard to pull off.
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I tried to vote for all the coaches that have been fired already in reverse chronological order, but I ran out of space so some early adopters like DeShaun Foster didn't make the cut.
November 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
PTA .... Paid Trump Affair?

I was trying to come up with a way to incorporate head, but then I remembered this is a family shit show.
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Where was she flying to?
She hasn't "worked" in 2 months so why would she need a vacation?
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Every day in this hellhole of an administration. Probably.
November 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
He'll be dead from that stroke he just had before he gets to a third term.

The only question is how many of the rest of us will be dead too.
October 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I'm the States we take our cars to the car repair shop to get it fixed.

I've never tried giving my broken car TimBits .. does it work?
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."
October 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I saw the Empire Strikes Back there on a rainy vacation day

Yes, I'm old
October 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Why so chipper?

Did you start a full on magat melt down on the other site with your movies?
October 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM