Slim Whitman actually did a hell of a version of this.

I'll look, but with those big pupils I damn sure won't touch. LOL

Neil Young 𝐴f𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐺𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑅𝑢𝑠ℎ
Boz Scaggs 𝑀𝑒𝑚𝑝ℎ𝑖𝑠
Patsy Cline 12 𝐺𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝐻𝑖𝑡𝑠
Radio Head 𝑃𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑜 𝐻𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑦
John Prine 𝐺𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝐴𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑜𝑜𝑛𝑠

But the American electorate has made it clear that those sort of things do not matter to them.