Jaghatai Khan or Mortarion

Roll Tide?

Honestly, my money would be on Chick-fil-A.

Any plans to come out with a sugar-free version of these?

They do both seem to have a common enemy: Lake Superior. Granted, this assumption may be based on the fact that my primary, secondary, and tertiary education was delivered exclusively by Gordon Lightfoot.

Clark's Law addendum to Hanlon's Razor: Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice"

Side note: Those Yerba Mate drinks are delicious, and do not deserve to be caught up in your anger. The Enlighten Mint is delightful.

I thought that, in lieu of a safe-word, he just kinda froze again.

There is even a trend of people switching to Rednote as a deliberate middle-finger to those lawmakers.