Josefine Weemsicle
@jweemsicle.bsky.social
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El Paso, Texas
El Paso, Texas
I might not be much but I am all I think about.
August 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I might not be much but I am all I think about.
There's nothing sexier than a grown man pointing out that he's an adult.
August 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
There's nothing sexier than a grown man pointing out that he's an adult.
Alkaline water is horseshit.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
August 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Alkaline water is horseshit.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Sometimes rock bottom is your trampoline.
August 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Sometimes rock bottom is your trampoline.
Me: You should get rabbits.
Mom: They turn mean.
Me: Get a girl rabbit.
Mom: It'll get lonely.
Me: Get two girl rabbits.
Mom: I don't want to watch them scissoring all day.
Mom: They turn mean.
Me: Get a girl rabbit.
Mom: It'll get lonely.
Me: Get two girl rabbits.
Mom: I don't want to watch them scissoring all day.
July 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Me: You should get rabbits.
Mom: They turn mean.
Me: Get a girl rabbit.
Mom: It'll get lonely.
Me: Get two girl rabbits.
Mom: I don't want to watch them scissoring all day.
Mom: They turn mean.
Me: Get a girl rabbit.
Mom: It'll get lonely.
Me: Get two girl rabbits.
Mom: I don't want to watch them scissoring all day.
There was a young lady named Sally
who enjoyed the occasional dally.
She sat on the lap of a well-endowed chap,
and cried, "Sir! You're right up my alley!"
who enjoyed the occasional dally.
She sat on the lap of a well-endowed chap,
and cried, "Sir! You're right up my alley!"
July 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
There was a young lady named Sally
who enjoyed the occasional dally.
She sat on the lap of a well-endowed chap,
and cried, "Sir! You're right up my alley!"
who enjoyed the occasional dally.
She sat on the lap of a well-endowed chap,
and cried, "Sir! You're right up my alley!"
If you're a real cop, you have to tell me you love me.
July 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If you're a real cop, you have to tell me you love me.
Un-fuckin-believable.
It only took six months of Trump in office for a Fox News host to proudly declare himself a N*zi.
July 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Un-fuckin-believable.
Watching Se7en because I deserve to have a relaxing evening at Gwyneth Paltrow's expense.
July 13, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Watching Se7en because I deserve to have a relaxing evening at Gwyneth Paltrow's expense.
Get away from me, you bitch.
July 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Get away from me, you bitch.
I miss iPod shuffles.
There. I said it.
There. I said it.
July 2, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I miss iPod shuffles.
There. I said it.
There. I said it.
• @wordclown Someone on his comms team should’ve wheeled that one back before posting.
June 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
• @wordclown Someone on his comms team should’ve wheeled that one back before posting.
Reverse cowgirl so we can both watch the waffle party episode.
June 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Reverse cowgirl so we can both watch the waffle party episode.
I am so much more than the behavior I portray online. Not better, just more.
May 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I am so much more than the behavior I portray online. Not better, just more.
