No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

Tell us what you really think. We need a Friday night tequila tweet.

Water and poasting is my very favorite nyc cocktail.

The queen of our castle

His VP called him America’s hitler or some such. Then his knee did the bendy thing and all was well. The senate might say toodaloo but Donnie’s just gonna say who’s your daddy? And Pete is gonna yes please that all the way to the shitter. And guess what…shitters full.

Wait, what…did something happen with egg prices?? I got omelettes and soufflés and stuff to make.

Yeah but how much do eggs run these days? Checkmate.

Reference Lindsey Graham

Look man, they were eating the dogs, they were eating the cats. Dems watched it happen. Freaking Cruella De Vils I tell you.

A guy who spread conspiracy theories about vaccines? How about a guy who drove around with a whale's head on his car, picked up a dead bear and dumped it in central park and thinks that our water turns kids gay? I mean damn.

Thank you Joe Biden.

Im struggling with the media. It feels like there was a desire to appear even handed that actually held one side to a higher standard and expected flawlessness from the left.