The PDX broadsides have at least half of this covered for you

Doodles-do-Dee-doo

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through the power of shenanigans!

Henry agrees with your decision

Our local airport, Paine Field, is named for Topliff Olin Paine, who was a pilot in WW1 and an Air Mail Pilot in the 1920s

Frank should be informed he is a good cat and hunger treats and scritches

Oh to be so young and have no context to the cruel things you are exposed to and regurgitate

Hugs.