So Trump told Chuck Schumer he'd free up NYC infrastructure funds if Penn Station and Dulles were renamed for Trump. Schumer should counter by offering to rename Saturn if Trump resigns immediately. Just crazy enough to be worth a try.
February 6, 2026 at 5:28 PM
So Trump told Chuck Schumer he'd free up NYC infrastructure funds if Penn Station and Dulles were renamed for Trump. Schumer should counter by offering to rename Saturn if Trump resigns immediately. Just crazy enough to be worth a try.
Speaker of the House Mike Johnson will be appearing on NBC's Meet the Press tomorrow. To prepare, he's sending the next 14 hours in a sensory-deprivation tank.
January 31, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Speaker of the House Mike Johnson will be appearing on NBC's Meet the Press tomorrow. To prepare, he's sending the next 14 hours in a sensory-deprivation tank.
Day 3 watching the soon-to-be slimmed-even-further CBS Evening News. Dan Rather used to sign off with a cryptic "Courage" in the 1980s. Tony Dokoupil has updated that to an implied, silent "Cringe."
January 30, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Day 3 watching the soon-to-be slimmed-even-further CBS Evening News. Dan Rather used to sign off with a cryptic "Courage" in the 1980s. Tony Dokoupil has updated that to an implied, silent "Cringe."
I've done my duty and watched the Bari Weiss-revamped CBS Evening News (so you don't have to). One thing I'll say for Tony Dokoupil--he's visibly thrilled at his good fortune.
January 29, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I've done my duty and watched the Bari Weiss-revamped CBS Evening News (so you don't have to). One thing I'll say for Tony Dokoupil--he's visibly thrilled at his good fortune.
I don't laugh at much in the news lately, but this one got me: "He doesn't like chaos unfolding on his watch." White House source referring to Trump's reaction to ICE activities in Minneapolis. (Quoted on NBC Evening News, Jan. 27, 2026)
January 27, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I don't laugh at much in the news lately, but this one got me: "He doesn't like chaos unfolding on his watch." White House source referring to Trump's reaction to ICE activities in Minneapolis. (Quoted on NBC Evening News, Jan. 27, 2026)
Reminder: What's happening in Minneapolis in Minneapolis is on John Roberts and the "supreme" court. It's the foreseeable result of putting the president above the law combined with the power to pardon others who violate the Constitution and other laws.
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Reminder: What's happening in Minneapolis in Minneapolis is on John Roberts and the "supreme" court. It's the foreseeable result of putting the president above the law combined with the power to pardon others who violate the Constitution and other laws.
ABC leads the evening news tonight with the cold weather hitting the US. In January. On the same day when the stock market dropped due to the potential of a split with Europe over Greenland, the DOJ openly investigating more Democrats, and continuing ICE misdeeds in Minnesota. But weather....
January 20, 2026 at 11:43 PM
ABC leads the evening news tonight with the cold weather hitting the US. In January. On the same day when the stock market dropped due to the potential of a split with Europe over Greenland, the DOJ openly investigating more Democrats, and continuing ICE misdeeds in Minnesota. But weather....
Trump's dysfunctional brain operates like a large language model AI: He strings together words on the basis of probability that they will please his MAGA base, but he's hallucinating almost all the time.
January 14, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Trump's dysfunctional brain operates like a large language model AI: He strings together words on the basis of probability that they will please his MAGA base, but he's hallucinating almost all the time.
Bari Weiss just sent this Christmas Eve email to the CBS News staff about "building trust," which includes her tripling down on spiking the CECOT piece "to make sure it's comprehensive and fair."
One CBS staffer tells me: "She really has no idea how insulting she comes across."
December 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Bari Weiss: "We are not out to score points with one side of the political spectrum...."
Hey, Bari, what about the other side of the spectrum? Are you out to score points with that side?
All humans desire relationships where they can be themselves, free of constraints. But I have to say, based on recent evidence, an unconstrained personality can be damn ugly and dangerous.
December 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
All humans desire relationships where they can be themselves, free of constraints. But I have to say, based on recent evidence, an unconstrained personality can be damn ugly and dangerous.
Now that the Kennedy Center's new name is going onto the physical building, perhaps we could do something similar at the Supreme Court. After all, Trump Supreme Court is a factual label at this point.
December 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Now that the Kennedy Center's new name is going onto the physical building, perhaps we could do something similar at the Supreme Court. After all, Trump Supreme Court is a factual label at this point.
Hmmm... what's the thread that connects a stock market bubble and GDP growth both fueled solely by investment in AI, higher unemployment, the collapse of construction, and an unexpected drop in inflation? It's beginning to look a lot like a recession has arrived in time for the holidays.
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hmmm... what's the thread that connects a stock market bubble and GDP growth both fueled solely by investment in AI, higher unemployment, the collapse of construction, and an unexpected drop in inflation? It's beginning to look a lot like a recession has arrived in time for the holidays.
Crazy how the Supreme Court majority consistently rules that the president's Article II powers to faithfully carry out the law are greater than Congress' Article I powers to write the laws.
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Crazy how the Supreme Court majority consistently rules that the president's Article II powers to faithfully carry out the law are greater than Congress' Article I powers to write the laws.