oh no, tim, he scooped your headline

Ahead of every election in Oregon (which is a vote by mail state), we get mailed booklets with each candidate running for each office inside, with space for each to make their case, and there’s usually 1-2 unhinged candidates in there that have 0 chance of winning.

That’s my understanding from the manual, but I will claim that I also don’t put plastic things into my dishwasher anyway.

I know it’s a joke, but they did! It’s called a Bosch! Most don’t have a heating element in the bottom so they won’t melt plastics on the bottom.

They also won’t dry dishes as well as models with a heating element, so there is a trade off.

Oh no! No stress! We are so pumped about a faster TypeScript at Stripe. Keep on keeping on.

*monkey paw curls, intense dry spell ensues*

(sorry, Gita, and hope you are okay)

wait until you watch the Wicked movie

they naturally become a hoarder and never recycle

has he looked at house prices yet?

Exactly. Or, in my case, get online without a credit card, since I was young.

And it was really free, and it worked!

unfortunately the song is so much worse than the lyrics; it sounds like a 12 year old badly rapping through a bunch of filters. not even worth linking.

it’s good, it’s cheap, and iirc it comes in Big

oh is this one of them reverse captchas? prove you are a machine?

“Hey, IT, my mouse stopped working… what do you mean the license server is down? … the whole company is down to just keyboards?”

30 under 30 (months in prison)

BREAKING: it’s thinking