im over dirty martinis. I want a Filthy Nasty martini

today i worked my 9-5 laptop job from my dresser while shaking my ass to Yaeji’s summer nyc boiler room set

day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon

Fuck dry January I want wet sloppy juicy January

opening a dick's sporting goods franchise and calling it pussy's

Trumpies love dating liberal women bc they love that strap

Gonna copy my OG tweets to this platform