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Abe Froman, the gay-saying Sausage King of Ottawa
@justzisguy71.bsky.social
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Opinions are VERY much my own. Military. Left-handed. He/him. #BLM
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An image of an Anheuser-Busch brewery with steam escaping a chimney. The text says: "Just a reminder, the release of white smoke from the Anheuser-Busch factory signals that a new Pete Hegseth has been selected."
April 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧
A group of penguins standing in a puddle. The caption at bottom reads, "Become Untariffable."
April 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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I can't tell you how much I love this. ❤️
Time to remember the best voting advice I have heard - Voting isn't marriage - It's public transport. You are not waiting for "the one" who is absolutely perfect. You are getting the bus. And if there isn't one going exactly to your destination, you don't stay at home and sulk - You take the one going closest to where you want to be.
April 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
justzisguy71.bsky.social
There are two wolves inside of me.
Chris Pine from Smokin' Aces. He appears confused. Chris Pine dissociating.
March 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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...not a deal breaker. 😏
Four panel comic of a man and woman in bed. First panel, the man is saying: "I'm sorry but..." Second panel: "...socks in bed are kind of a deal breaker" Third panel, the woman replies "Wow" Fourth panel, she is seen to have a sock puppet on her hand and she repeats "WOW" @justokpanda @its_just_reese
January 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Black text on white, reads: "By the time you realize my worth, I'll be boiling hotdogs for someone else!"
January 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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A screen capture from American History X of Ed Norton moments before he's arrested in the movie, looking defiantly towards camera. Text reads: "Elon knowing full well we all saw what he did and that there isn't a single thing that's going to happen to him"
January 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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These things happen. 😬
A headline that reads "A female shark in a Seoul aquarium didn't like a male shark bumping into her. So she ate him" Below is a reply to the post stating "With International Women's Day around the corner, let's not forget this inspiring feminist tale."
January 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Same energy:
Image shows a black and white image of Groucho Marx with the following text: "I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member." - Groucho Marx
January 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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A bear fishes in a stream. A fish appears to be hitting it in the face. Text reads, "me, doing something I'm perfectly capable of and have done before, but someone decides to watch"
January 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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A green wreath, with a sign in the centre saying "Fresh Christmas WRATH 49.00".
December 18, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
A green wreath, with a sign in the centre saying "Fresh Christmas WRATH 49.00".
December 18, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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*cough*
A poster from the TV show "Crossing Jordan." It prominently features Jill Hennessy as Dr. Jordan Kavanaugh, with the tagline "Every body tells a story."
December 13, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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I got you.
Animated gif of a man saying, "My arm is not long enough for the jerk off motion that is in my soul."
December 13, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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😶
A screenshot of a tweet. @JoshBusker on Twitter says: "A teaser poster for The Super Mario Bros. Movie just became the most ominous thing you can send to a CEO." This above a movie poster image of Luigi Mario, saying "You just got Luigi'd."
December 10, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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IYK,YK. 🤣
A screenshot of a review of the Teutoburg Forest. Reviewer's name is PubliusQuinctilius Varus. Review: "One star. 0/10 would not go through again"
December 3, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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😏
A four panel comic. First panel: two figures are speaking, the first is somewhat see-through. The second says, "What's going on, I can see through you!" Second panel: First figure says: "My son told me he's transgender." Third panel: First figure: "So that makes me..." Fourth panel: First figure: "TransPARENT" (said with a smile and finger guns).
December 2, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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Just sayin'.
"Whenever I try to get people to understand where they *actually* are in the class war, the reminder that "you are *always* three very bad months away from being homeless, but *never* three very good months away from being a millionaire", can be clarifying."
November 21, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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Hell, you ever actually see a cop catch a criminal? 🙄🤬
A four-panel comic. First panel: two cops listen to a radio message that says: "Officers, be on the lookout for a BANK ROBBER in your area." Second panel: the same two cops see a man running by dressed in a striped shirt and mask, saying "Don't worry... STRIPES-MAN is on the case!" Third panel: One cop saying, "Thanks, Stripes-Man." Second cop saying "You're the best!" as "Stripes-Man" runs out of panel. Fourth panel: same two cops approaching a building. The first is saying "You ever actually see Stripes-Man catch a criminal?" The second says "At least he's trying." Comic credit: www.piecomic.com, by John McNamee
November 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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I won't lie, this is exactly what sprang to mind when I first heard "Beaker folk" all those years ago. 😁
Text saying: "Historian : The Beakrr folk were a group of people living in Central Europe whose ancestors had migrated from the Eurasian Steppe. They continued to migrate west finally arriving in Britain around 4,400 years ago... Me. Visualizing the Beaker folk:" All above several images of Beaker from the Muppets.
November 17, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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An animated gif of rapper Vanilla Ice, rapping "turn off the lights and I'll glow".
November 16, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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Quote post w/a pic of yourself in a hat 💙
A man in a hat squints into a camera. He's pretty jazzed, TBH.
November 16, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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That's gonna be a no from me, y'all. 😬
A DM that says: "Greetings, Welcome to the Illuminati world that brings the poor, needy and talented into the spotlight of fame and fortune. Get money, fame, power, security, be recognized in your company or political race, rise to the top in everything you do, be protected mentally and physically! You will achieve all of this in no time when you are initiated into the GREAT ILLUMINATI TEMPLE... Once you are initiated into the Illuminati Temple, you will have numerous benefits... Do you want to join??"
November 15, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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This one's for @angelalovesny.bsky.social . 🤷‍♂️😏
An image of a very good boi named Fido Bona Esquire, Pawfirm Owner, on a poster that says: "Did your human break a treat in half and try to pass it off as a whole treat? You may be entitled to compensation. Our attorneys have seven times the experience chasing down treats owed. Paw us today to schedule a consultation. HOUND, WOLFE, AND CHASE Attorneys at Law"
November 15, 2024 at 2:20 PM
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Let us not be hasty. 😏
An image of a scraggly-looking tree in an arid setting. The tree has two large roots that look like legs and appears to be running. Across the top is the text "TO ISENGARD!" At the bottom is the text "I lauged too hard at this."
November 13, 2024 at 1:56 AM