dirty • 肮脏 • āngzang

I know how dirty Donald is.
我知道唐纳德有多肮脏。
Wǒ zhīdào tángnàdé yǒu duō āngzang.

Idea for the Epstein Ballroom: pet adoption days!

If • rúguǒ • 如果

If you have a headache from reading the Epstein files, consider Tylenol.

如果阅读爱泼斯坦档案让你头痛，请考虑服用泰诺。

Rúguǒ yuèdú àipōsītǎn dàng'àn ràng nǐ tóutòng, qǐng kǎolǜ fúyòng tài nuò.

You don’t have to look at that hateful garbage anymore!
你不用再看那可恶的垃圾了！
Nǐ bùyòng zài kàn nà kěwù de lājī le!

Garbage • lājī • 垃圾
(Pronounced lèsè in Taiwan)

interesting. would such an arrest be on firmer ground if n.y. could argue that netanyahu was not actually in transit to the u.n. - for example, that he’s here to visit friends? what if the sec. of state at the time is sympathetic to arrest? (current sec. of state interprets rules very creatively.)

That counterfactual conditional reminds me of a movie slogan I saw in Madrid back in the 90’s: "No debieron ponerle en el agua, si no querían que hiciese olas.” I passed that ad all the time; it seemed designed to teach me grammar.

One way to say this in English is “inconceivable.” That’s an important word in one of the great movies of the 1980’s: The Princess Bride.

He didn’t fall? Inconceivable!
他没摔下去？不可思议！
Tā méi shuāi xiàqù? Bù kě sī yì!

Won’t • bú huì • 不会

I won’t tell you what it is.
我不会告诉你它是什么。
Wǒ bù huì gàosù nǐ tā shì shénme.

Light (adj.) • qīngwéi de• 轻微的

I may have committed some *light* treason.
我可能犯了一些 * 轻微的 * 叛国罪。
Wǒ kěnéng fànle yīxiē *qīngwéi de* pànguó zuì.

Learn Chinese!
锅巴 - guō bā - “scorched rice” (the delicious crispy rice left at the bottom of the wok)

Sample sentence:
小心，别把锅巴放在爱泼斯坦文件的上面。
xiǎo xīn, bié bǎ guō bā fàng zài àipōsītǎn wénjiàn de shàngmiàn.
Careful, don’t put the guōbā on top of the Epstein Files.