Simultaneously the funniest yet most deeply upsetting headline @theonion.com has ever posted. (No link for now, but you know the place. Hasn't been updated yet for today's fresh new horror.)

Wish I could be there at #TC25 ... that was the plan up until the Trumpcession and cuts to healthcare and academic programs.

But, making the main keynote was a pretty cool consolation prize?

Thanks, #datafam, for keeping me in mind. Hope to see you in San Diego for Tableau Conference 2026!

First time playing this game in 40 years.

Still can beat that dam stage on the first try.

The longer any talk on AI or ML goes, the chances of someone mentioning Terminators or Sexbots approaches 100%.

Confirmed.

This might be a record-setting snow day for my hometown of Mobile, Alabama.

Don’t worry though. We’re prepared.

Not sure how folks can gaslight this. Much different case than the “Dean scream” of 2004. This was definitely something that was deliberate and planned.

Who wore it better: Melania, or Judge Doom?

Just checking…Joe Biden is still President. Inmate number P01135809 doesn’t take charge until next week.

Right?

This isn't much of an update, I know. But for those of you playing along at home, here's the latest. The account in question appears to be bsky.app/profile/did:....