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Rie Merritt
@justrie.bsky.social
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Mom, Feminist, Liberal, Southern girl, She/Her
Will not be tolerating your foolishness today
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Bella strikes again. Moose probably helped.
November 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I paid for this "racoon" and got her from a breeder.
The guilty, but unashamed, black dog.
October 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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I'll just leave this evidence here
A dog you T-Rex & white stuffing scattered across a floor. White fluff scattered all over the floor by a very bad but cute dog*. *Dog not pictured.
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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I just see this in your picture
family sitting on couch with someone peeking out from the couch cushions.
October 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Almost same, Ned.
Almost.
Black puppy standing over brown dog on a red couch. Black puppy sitting on top of a brown dog on a red couch
October 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Joy is walking behind your super serious husband at EPCOT & dancing to the music like a white girl hearing Ke$ha and he can't see you.
Then he sees you and disappointedly dishes his head. But that's on him. He knows who he married.
Men in grey shorts and a black T-shirt walking through EPCOT.
September 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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#FabCon 2026 is happening in Atlanta March 16-20 at the Georgia World Congress Center and the call for content is now live!
Call closes on Nov 20.
Speakers can submit up to 2 breakout sessions.
aka.ms/fabcon-cfc
FabCon March 16-20 2026 in Atlanta.
August 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
justrie.bsky.social
Even Kroger agrees. I've been trying to tell you for years "Wine is basically fruit salad."
A people grocery bag that reads Wine is basically fruit salad.
August 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Hey mom, you trying to work there? Cool, cool, can we have a treat?
A cute black puppy and a cute brown dog watching me over the back of the couch.
August 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Bella, Moose and their friend Oscar playing with a balloon. Also Oscar's dad who is our neighbor.
August 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Bella has her first taste of watermelon this week. She's a big fan. Big fan.
Black puppy eating a watermelon slice. A black puppy eating a slice of watermelon.
August 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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America really will do anything to avoid the metric system.
A picture of a large wave with 3 school buses showing it's height.
August 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I recently finished a flower set and will stay an orchid in a pot this week.
Looking forward to seeing yours.
A vase filled with Lego flowers sitting on a shelf.
August 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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MVP stickers*
A black puppy covered in MVP stickers.
August 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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I just got this picture from my bonus son.
A black dog covered in evidence. Or MVP stickers.
August 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Well, if any of y'all were hoping for MVP stickers next week, I'm all out.
Bella ate them.
A cute black puppy in the middle of a room covered with paper & sticker debris. She did this. Rolls of destroyed stickers in the trash.
August 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Just in case any of you wondered why women are ready to just burn this {waves hands} whole God damn civilization to the fucking ground. It's this guy. Its guy's like this guy. And it's every fucking guy that saw their post and said nothing.
Two social media posts discussing what can governments do to "fix" falling birth rates. The second guy replies Restricting women's rights, cutting access to education, and forced breeding, among other fucking ridiculous ideas that all dehumanize women and strip rights.
August 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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This ad for a "magnifying app" showed up on my news feed today.

Isn't this just called your camera? Or glasses?
Ad for a phone app that magnified what you're looking at.
July 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Two pups. Moose is 4 & Bella is 5 months. Both she. Always a she.
Black puppy on a blue couch. Brown dog in a truck riding with the windows down.
July 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Obviously framed.
A very cute black puppy, doing her best to look innocent, with stuffed animal fluff all over the floor.
July 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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OMG Target is selling jellies!
Young ladies. Do not fall for these shoes. They are awful.
Pink and blue plastic shoes.
July 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Live your life in a way that will make Westboro Baptist Church picket your funeral. This woman gets it.
Be no bigots shelter. Hates not welcome here.
A woman in a rainbow skirt holding a sign that reads "Statistically more likely to be a sexual predator then anyone here" pointing to a man from Westboro Baptist Church.
June 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Two dogs, worn out from a day of chaos & destruction.
Small black puppy sleeping. Big brown dog sleeping.
June 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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I got my second shingles vaccine today. Wish me luck with feeling okay tomorrow!
The pharmacist gave me a unicorn sticker that reads "I am brave!" If you think I'm not wearing this all day, you've lost your mind.
Unicorn sticker that reads "I am brave!"
June 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Its a crime scene and they WERE caught in the act this time
A brown dog and a black dog, tearing apart a toy and removing the fluff. A brown dog and a black dog, tearing apart a toy and removing the fluff. A brown dog and a black dog, tearing apart a toy and removing the fluff. A brown dog and a black dog, tearing apart a toy and removing the fluff.
June 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM