Fucking incredible!
It’s not just Star Wars, nor is it just burlesque. It’s a full blown stage show. Sexy, sure. But also funny as hell. Complete with costumes, puppets, working droids, and a dancing tauntaun. Sheev Palpatine really showed how big his balls are putting this together!

Like the old “beyond the mind’s eye” videos that we watched in the 90s, Lawnmower Man days. Boy those didn’t age well, unless you’re REALLY high!

I have nothing to contribute here.

… bc I’m out of syrup. 😭

Ditto! Good luck at yours. I think mine’s gonna be a doozy today.

If god existed, he would be disappointed with both.

(Insert shameless plugs for The Life of Brian and Dr Pepper here)

“Flight Risk is a movie with Mark Wahlberg. It has action and takes place in a plane. Some people think the acting was good. While others don’t like Mark Wahlberg in Flight Risk.”

Well, that was informative… 🤣

Just adding that this style is also, in modern terms, the same as asking Google AI or Alexa to give you an aggregated review when you search for the film.

And Sam Neill, fresh off JP fame goes and makes this and In the Mouth of Madness. Two arguably not great movies by box office standards, but just fun. He just chews up scripting like Jeremy Irons.

One of my all-time favs! It’s nowhere near perfect, but just so mother schlocking fun.

Texas and Florida be like, “yeah, we’re good!”