Why TF are there fireworks going off at not even 8pm on a Monday night?!?!
January 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Why TF are there fireworks going off at not even 8pm on a Monday night?!?!
Having chronic headaches/migraines is so ghetto
January 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Having chronic headaches/migraines is so ghetto
Bitch, I got the muthafuckin hiccups
December 28, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Bitch, I got the muthafuckin hiccups
Not me going out at 9pm. And I look AND smell good, too? I must think I'm grown
December 28, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Not me going out at 9pm. And I look AND smell good, too? I must think I'm grown
Imagine not liking me
December 12, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Imagine not liking me
This morning's Spotify playlist was all #MariahCarey
1. Mi Todo
2. Vanishing
3. Everything Fades Away
4. Crybaby
The taste, I tell you
1. Mi Todo
2. Vanishing
3. Everything Fades Away
4. Crybaby
The taste, I tell you
December 10, 2024 at 1:32 PM
This morning's Spotify playlist was all #MariahCarey
1. Mi Todo
2. Vanishing
3. Everything Fades Away
4. Crybaby
The taste, I tell you
1. Mi Todo
2. Vanishing
3. Everything Fades Away
4. Crybaby
The taste, I tell you
My best friend & I really be on some bullshit
December 8, 2024 at 9:03 PM
My best friend & I really be on some bullshit
Ma'am this is a sports bar I Orlando. Please sit down with your Terrible Towel
December 8, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Ma'am this is a sports bar I Orlando. Please sit down with your Terrible Towel
Am I becoming a "Fly, Eagles Fly" gal? Please, Lord, no. I can't handle being emotionally invested in sports teams at my big age
December 8, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Am I becoming a "Fly, Eagles Fly" gal? Please, Lord, no. I can't handle being emotionally invested in sports teams at my big age
So, the best friend & I made it out to Tom's Watch Bar for Sunday Football. Apparently Santa lets the elves go south on Sundays. Who knew?
December 8, 2024 at 8:04 PM
So, the best friend & I made it out to Tom's Watch Bar for Sunday Football. Apparently Santa lets the elves go south on Sundays. Who knew?
Look at God. Went to Chipotle for a late dinner. They were out of black beans, so I just left and saved my money.
December 7, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Look at God. Went to Chipotle for a late dinner. They were out of black beans, so I just left and saved my money.
I should not have to turn my heat on! What was the point of moving to Florida if I'm going to be cold?
December 4, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I should not have to turn my heat on! What was the point of moving to Florida if I'm going to be cold?
Do I know anyone who is into or interested in #CelticFC or #ClubTijuana? My job is auctioning off 2 autographed jerseys to raise money for #givingtuesday
December 3, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Do I know anyone who is into or interested in #CelticFC or #ClubTijuana? My job is auctioning off 2 autographed jerseys to raise money for #givingtuesday
Damn! It really is December up in this bitch, huh?
December 1, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Damn! It really is December up in this bitch, huh?
I'm such an auntie because the way I'm so happy for this beautiful young black lady that just won #TPIR. Her name is Mackenzie and her joy was the best 🥰
November 26, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I'm such an auntie because the way I'm so happy for this beautiful young black lady that just won #TPIR. Her name is Mackenzie and her joy was the best 🥰
Reposted by Nzinga...Duh
Did irreversible damage
November 26, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Did irreversible damage
Traffic in Millenia at this time of day, Lord? Make it make sense!
November 25, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Traffic in Millenia at this time of day, Lord? Make it make sense!
Picking up my groceries bumping Kendrick. I know the ladies at Target love me
November 25, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Picking up my groceries bumping Kendrick. I know the ladies at Target love me
😲Are you serious, Washington
November 24, 2024 at 9:19 PM
😲Are you serious, Washington
Get in, Loser. We're going to bed
November 24, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Get in, Loser. We're going to bed
Gladiator II. That is all
November 24, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Gladiator II. That is all
Just walked out of my mammogram appointment without being seen. My time is too valuable to be sitting around like Boo-boo the Fool
November 21, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Just walked out of my mammogram appointment without being seen. My time is too valuable to be sitting around like Boo-boo the Fool
Don't text and call me to remind me about a medical appointment, ask me to show up 15 minutes early, and then proceed to run an hour behind!
November 21, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Don't text and call me to remind me about a medical appointment, ask me to show up 15 minutes early, and then proceed to run an hour behind!
@drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social I've been influenced to try this Sugar Cookie Almond Milk Latte. Will report back at a decent hour
November 21, 2024 at 10:20 AM
@drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social I've been influenced to try this Sugar Cookie Almond Milk Latte. Will report back at a decent hour