Yesterday I was busy doing several things at once in my kitchen. A thought popped into my brain and I had to write it down immediately as it was important and I really, really didnt want to forget it. I literally have no idea what it means this morning 🤔😒
October 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Yesterday I was busy doing several things at once in my kitchen. A thought popped into my brain and I had to write it down immediately as it was important and I really, really didnt want to forget it. I literally have no idea what it means this morning 🤔😒
Just why? In the shower! How am I going to get that monster out??
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Just why? In the shower! How am I going to get that monster out??
Last night I dreamt that Robert Palmer was singing "have yourself a merry little christmas" to me as I was walking down the stairs. So that was odd
April 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Last night I dreamt that Robert Palmer was singing "have yourself a merry little christmas" to me as I was walking down the stairs. So that was odd
Some absolute lowlife crashed into my car last night. It was parked, they hit it,did £1167 worth of damage & drove off. No note, no apology. There are McDonald's wrappers & empty alcohol cans scattered around the area - I can only assume that it's kids. Worthless bellends with no bright future ahead
March 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Some absolute lowlife crashed into my car last night. It was parked, they hit it,did £1167 worth of damage & drove off. No note, no apology. There are McDonald's wrappers & empty alcohol cans scattered around the area - I can only assume that it's kids. Worthless bellends with no bright future ahead
I hate slugs. They are absolute arseholes
March 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I hate slugs. They are absolute arseholes
750 litres of green waste compost moved in to beds and borders. I'm going to be pissed if there's no 6 pack when I take my shirt off tonight!
March 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
750 litres of green waste compost moved in to beds and borders. I'm going to be pissed if there's no 6 pack when I take my shirt off tonight!
Oh my god, I really thought we had got past this, but apparently not!...... I have to scrape my car windscreen this morning. Jesuzzzz ice!
February 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Oh my god, I really thought we had got past this, but apparently not!...... I have to scrape my car windscreen this morning. Jesuzzzz ice!
Saw my mum & dad last night. 85 & 78. They were talking about how much of tv is made up of stupid stuff. I told them about Naked Attraction (no, I don't know why either!) Even as my brain was jumping up and down, screaming at me to stop - my mouth, in defiance, ploughed on. And on.
February 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Saw my mum & dad last night. 85 & 78. They were talking about how much of tv is made up of stupid stuff. I told them about Naked Attraction (no, I don't know why either!) Even as my brain was jumping up and down, screaming at me to stop - my mouth, in defiance, ploughed on. And on.
When you wake up at 3.30am Saturday morning to have a wee and check the time on your phone then see you have an email telling you your home insurance is due next month, so you do a quick comparison quote which then leads to checking your bank for last years price & now its 5.30am & your wide awake!
February 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
When you wake up at 3.30am Saturday morning to have a wee and check the time on your phone then see you have an email telling you your home insurance is due next month, so you do a quick comparison quote which then leads to checking your bank for last years price & now its 5.30am & your wide awake!
Mum's house has always pretty much been an ode to magnolia, but recently, she's painted her kitchen a sunny yellow. Such a brave choice for her, so I thought I would make her a pin board to match. I'm really pleased with how it's turned out
January 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Mum's house has always pretty much been an ode to magnolia, but recently, she's painted her kitchen a sunny yellow. Such a brave choice for her, so I thought I would make her a pin board to match. I'm really pleased with how it's turned out
Finished one
December 24, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Finished one
Another one made. I think I might be addicted to this!
December 24, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Another one made. I think I might be addicted to this!
Spent the morning making a noticeboard for my kitchen. I'm really pleased with how it turned out. Not bad for a charity shop gilt frame, green paint, some scraps of paper, hooks and string!
December 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Spent the morning making a noticeboard for my kitchen. I'm really pleased with how it turned out. Not bad for a charity shop gilt frame, green paint, some scraps of paper, hooks and string!
It's Monday and I've woken up before the alarm ......but I've just realised that I booked today off work and don't actually have to go back till next year! Would jump for joy if I wasn't still lying in my pit 😁
December 23, 2024 at 6:28 AM
It's Monday and I've woken up before the alarm ......but I've just realised that I booked today off work and don't actually have to go back till next year! Would jump for joy if I wasn't still lying in my pit 😁
Roll on 21 December. I feel like a mushroom - go out to work in the dark and go home in the dark. Can't wait for the days to start getting longer again so I can finally see some sunlight
December 18, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Roll on 21 December. I feel like a mushroom - go out to work in the dark and go home in the dark. Can't wait for the days to start getting longer again so I can finally see some sunlight
Can't beat home made soup, especially on a dreary grey day. Parsnip today
December 13, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Can't beat home made soup, especially on a dreary grey day. Parsnip today
If anyone wants a recommendation of what to watch: Black Doves on Netflix. Absolutely fabulous. Ben Whishaw is outstanding in it
December 7, 2024 at 9:44 AM
If anyone wants a recommendation of what to watch: Black Doves on Netflix. Absolutely fabulous. Ben Whishaw is outstanding in it
It's going to be a bit windy by 2pm. Meh 🙄
December 7, 2024 at 9:00 AM
It's going to be a bit windy by 2pm. Meh 🙄
I was excited there for a moment 😶
December 6, 2024 at 8:39 PM
I was excited there for a moment 😶
The reason I download apps on my phone is so I don't have to remember all the pigging passwords. So why, for the love of God,do i still have to go through the whole put in my password palaver. I don't know the password cos I can't remember the 125 different passwords I have for everything !ARGH!!
December 6, 2024 at 3:31 PM
The reason I download apps on my phone is so I don't have to remember all the pigging passwords. So why, for the love of God,do i still have to go through the whole put in my password palaver. I don't know the password cos I can't remember the 125 different passwords I have for everything !ARGH!!
My face at work when I'm dealing with people. Inside I'm seething and imagining myself slamming their heads repeatedly off my desk. It's the only way I get through the day
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December 5, 2024 at 3:28 PM
My face at work when I'm dealing with people. Inside I'm seething and imagining myself slamming their heads repeatedly off my desk. It's the only way I get through the day
Kept thinking that it was Thursday all day. I'm going to be disappointed tomorrow when I wake up and realise that it's not Friday. Then the weekend will be upon us and in a blink of an eye we will be back to Monday morning again. Days are going so by fast!
December 4, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Kept thinking that it was Thursday all day. I'm going to be disappointed tomorrow when I wake up and realise that it's not Friday. Then the weekend will be upon us and in a blink of an eye we will be back to Monday morning again. Days are going so by fast!
Why am I wide awake when I wake up at 4am but really tired at 6.30am when my alarm goes off? Makes no sense
December 4, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Why am I wide awake when I wake up at 4am but really tired at 6.30am when my alarm goes off? Makes no sense
Friday, how could you? I've waited for you for 20 gazillion days but you greet me with a headache, sore throat and feeling a bit moby. Sad, sad face 😞
November 29, 2024 at 8:34 AM
Friday, how could you? I've waited for you for 20 gazillion days but you greet me with a headache, sore throat and feeling a bit moby. Sad, sad face 😞