Mal
@justmemal.bsky.social
They/Them. Vegan baker. Dog walker. Parent to kiddos and cats.
That feeling when you are about to board your flight and you remember you packed your Polaroid camera and it went through the scanner 🫠😭😩💀
April 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
That feeling when you are about to board your flight and you remember you packed your Polaroid camera and it went through the scanner 🫠😭😩💀
Wondering what everybody’s plans are for Scotland and @earpfest.bsky.social. Is there a group chat on here yet??
March 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Wondering what everybody’s plans are for Scotland and @earpfest.bsky.social. Is there a group chat on here yet??
Was never a Pokemon person (after my time in school) but my kids are WILDLY obsessed. Why do all of these movies make me cry? Am I just weak?! 😭 I mean. Mewtwo strikes back?! Forget about it.
March 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Was never a Pokemon person (after my time in school) but my kids are WILDLY obsessed. Why do all of these movies make me cry? Am I just weak?! 😭 I mean. Mewtwo strikes back?! Forget about it.
Oldest (7) explaining the “backwards clothes movement” of the 90s.
Me: It was a cool but fairly short lived fad.
7: yeah it was the old days. Weird.
M: you know I was there in the 90s…
7: *pure shock* HOW OLD ARE YOU??
So. I’ll be over here with my walker and my bad joints, feeling ancient.
Me: It was a cool but fairly short lived fad.
7: yeah it was the old days. Weird.
M: you know I was there in the 90s…
7: *pure shock* HOW OLD ARE YOU??
So. I’ll be over here with my walker and my bad joints, feeling ancient.
February 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Oldest (7) explaining the “backwards clothes movement” of the 90s.
Me: It was a cool but fairly short lived fad.
7: yeah it was the old days. Weird.
M: you know I was there in the 90s…
7: *pure shock* HOW OLD ARE YOU??
So. I’ll be over here with my walker and my bad joints, feeling ancient.
Me: It was a cool but fairly short lived fad.
7: yeah it was the old days. Weird.
M: you know I was there in the 90s…
7: *pure shock* HOW OLD ARE YOU??
So. I’ll be over here with my walker and my bad joints, feeling ancient.
Shoveled my neighbors walk and steps after the snowstorm and she gifted me a bottle of wine ❤️ #gottalookoutforeachother #bestneighbors
January 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Shoveled my neighbors walk and steps after the snowstorm and she gifted me a bottle of wine ❤️ #gottalookoutforeachother #bestneighbors
I’ve eaten way too many cookies today 🫠😮💨🥴 #bakerlife
December 22, 2024 at 10:41 PM
I’ve eaten way too many cookies today 🫠😮💨🥴 #bakerlife
Annual Friendsgiving was a success ❤️ 100% vegan AND 95% gluten free. I love my people ❤️
November 26, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Annual Friendsgiving was a success ❤️ 100% vegan AND 95% gluten free. I love my people ❤️
Just listened to who let the dogs out and the bumble bee tuna song, on repeat, for an hour. Rip my brain. #kidsarefun
November 25, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Just listened to who let the dogs out and the bumble bee tuna song, on repeat, for an hour. Rip my brain. #kidsarefun
Post one picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.
November 25, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Post one picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.
Anybody seen Thor love and thunder? I feel like the goats in that movie. Screaming nonstop.
November 6, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Anybody seen Thor love and thunder? I feel like the goats in that movie. Screaming nonstop.
Well. I didn’t have snowing on Halloween on my bingo card 🎃❄️
October 31, 2023 at 11:59 PM
Well. I didn’t have snowing on Halloween on my bingo card 🎃❄️
Currently thriving in East Nashville. This city has my ❤️
October 23, 2023 at 6:05 PM
Currently thriving in East Nashville. This city has my ❤️
Big kid lost a tooth today and full on panicked about not wanting to leave it for anybody to take. Says they will miss it too much. So, no tooth fairy in this house I guess 🤷🏼 just as well, with the rates teeth go for these days 🫠
September 29, 2023 at 1:10 AM
Big kid lost a tooth today and full on panicked about not wanting to leave it for anybody to take. Says they will miss it too much. So, no tooth fairy in this house I guess 🤷🏼 just as well, with the rates teeth go for these days 🫠
Proud parent moment: last night my 5.5 yr old kiddo read the book corduroy cover to cover, with no help. That kid is so smart ❤️
September 25, 2023 at 1:11 PM
Proud parent moment: last night my 5.5 yr old kiddo read the book corduroy cover to cover, with no help. That kid is so smart ❤️
Happy Fall, y’all! #bringontheflannels
September 24, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Happy Fall, y’all! #bringontheflannels
Big kid has been in school less than a month and we’ve already had our first Illness coupled with an er trip in the middle of the night. 😓🫠🫠 these viruses this year are no joke y’all.
September 9, 2023 at 11:30 PM
Big kid has been in school less than a month and we’ve already had our first Illness coupled with an er trip in the middle of the night. 😓🫠🫠 these viruses this year are no joke y’all.
I gotta say. I’m loving this platform. My timeline is all earped up and fabulous.
September 6, 2023 at 12:27 AM
I gotta say. I’m loving this platform. My timeline is all earped up and fabulous.