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@justmelh.bsky.social
When the crew at @traderjoesunited.bsky.social notices you changed your hair color….
October 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Just heard my new favorite name for the human cheeto — “King Kankles.” Thank you @tabithaspeaks.bsky.social
July 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My students crack me up.

On seeing my hair I got, “Did you dye your hair?” (Reminds of being asked what time the 3 o’clock parade is) and “Miss! You look like a Troll doll!”
🤣🤣
April 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
On the plus side, Ms Persephone left her hidey bed.

On the negative side, I can’t find her in my 2 bedroom condo, she has barely ate or drank, and her litter box is still clean.

#NewCatMom #ShouldIBeWorried
April 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Introducing Persephone, Lady of the Stripes.

My first pet as an adult. (She is super shy)
April 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Why is it when someone comes to the Us from Europe they are an “Immigrant “ but when they come from Mexico/Latin America they are “Migrants”? Aren’t they both coming here for a better opportunity?(At least in the past)
April 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Love how something posted on my PRIVATE FB page, with no names, got back to the person I was venting about a year ago & they have been holding on to it for a year. Wheee
March 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Still in shock over the comments my professor left on my paper
March 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It has been 20ish years since I have had to write a final paper for a grad class. Back then, all my papers had some tie to pop culture. I continued the trend with my maths paper: “We Can Be Heroes”: Encouraging Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion in the Mathematics Space.
March 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This past quarter I took a course on teaching maths. Maths and my brain do not go well together. I had to work HARD to comprehend a lot and finish any computing assignments. But I did it!! And managed to earn an “A” in the class!!
March 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Seen on a sign:
“I prefer salt and Ice in a Margarita “

Same. So much same
March 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
A sentence I never thought I would hear on the news: “The US sided with North Korea, Iran, Russia, and Belarus in a UN vote.”

🤬😭
February 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
February 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Trying to wrap my head around the government removing the word “trans” from the Stonewall memorial.

Like….what!?!?!?
February 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Cider summit Chicago had lots of tasty new treats, but the smaller space made it a little less enjoyable
February 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I don’t like that my anxiety is getting so large that I am starting to fear going out and experiencing life.

I have promised myself a UK trip to celebrate graduation and 50 sun cycles, but now I have started to fear flying…
February 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Uhm —- since when has anything in America been “anti-Christian?”
February 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Fell down went boom on my butt
February 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The number of students not present today was scary.

I really hope it was just due to the “Day Without Immigrants.”
February 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Toxic family member is no more. Not sure why I gave her a 2nd chance last year and I know I should have removed sooner.

Thank you found family for being awesome
January 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Fuuuuuu.

My aunt is going all biblical and when I counter verse for verse, I am told I am reading the Bible wrong. And that I am “despicable” and living a “despicable lifestyle”…but she loves me and wants the best for me.

Ouch
January 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I should not have been surprised by one of my aunt’s going on a religious tirade over my news. I knew it was coming but it still hurt.
January 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Welp. Told my mom and made it FB official. Excited for all the assholes who will do me the favor by unfriending me.
January 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM