Well duck me. I spoke out.. I was #90890 on this platform. Help me skeet this shit out of this. I spoke out on shareholder Primacy.

Quota Slaves STAND UP

I have been legally blind for coming on 7 days… and like my entire existence #didnotconsent for this. TLDR… 0 stars. Do not recommend
I won’t inflict my trauma on you with details

If Clifford the Big Red Dog was an English Bulldog, Everytime I rest my eyes he grows a couple inches… new nickname… Hodor or WutDat?

That’s my feels. And if you know where this came from you are #tribe

I will stand on the hill that parenting teenage girls should be covered under the Geneva convention, I’m ready to add a rider about adolescent male bull dog puppies- he will be the death of me.

Yes my feels cornered me into a hostage situation where Hodor Puppy and Mafia boss guinee pig control my existence… do not underestimate the guinee pig. He’s EF Hutton in this home. He starts squeaking we all listen #feelingmortality

lease world I get it. I’m old. I need to accept it. Can you plase give me a day just a day where my childhood icons don’t die. I’m blind and it’s an epic challenge to get nutrition in my body. Must I endure my elders dying off too? #genx

I went through a coop … the bulldog puppy owns me. I woke up on the floor. Still unable to establish personal space.

And I present the most expensive free tub ever. I think I went through 3-4 handymen,uh freelance construction consultants- one year later I’m tearing it out & paying the professionals to install a walk-inhydrotherapy delight… with butt warmers and self reheats
Life lesson #justdoitrighthefirsttime

I can’t even read past the click bait headline- this is not helping in my existential crisis at all.
Dear UK, they threw a tantrum over the stamp tax and tea prices…. Seriously know I exist under #MAGAmanbabies
Control your imperialism. Do better.

I might be tits deep in an a existential crisis un like I’ve whethered before but I have this #godblessdogs

My unrealized gardening aspirations. Next year. There’s always next year as long as my deteriorating earthen vessel holds out. Team Pancreas! Undefeated!
If I bite it, plant this crap. Use what’s left after the pick and pull for my spare to fertilize. PS. Take whatever useful, except my hands.

Oh please God make it stop! They want to deploy your children across the globe? Uh. They can’t even manage to get weird creepy frat boy to rally to talk about crowd size? Seriously, it’s just comical now.

🎼🎵🎶 It’s a beautifulday in the neighborhood …

I left the house. Apparently this process is compulsory. I tried to object… but no. I had to submit and let him finish. “what dat? Dat not home! Let me fix, not on mommy, no I get that off” this lug.

Dear Fellow Americans, Good News!
We all have an interesting few weeks ahead.
My brain was programmed with one of the best marketing campaigns ever:
“Calgon Take Me Away!”

THEY STILL MAKE IT

I wonder if they have the capacity to cover 300million 3-pack orders…