This is embarrassing to read, let alone take ownership on saying in the first place.

"...ownership on saying..."

This is embarrassing to read, let alone take ownership on saying.

"...Ownership on saying..."

With a favorite team in the fight, snow games are great on their face.

With no dog in the fight, they are simply glorious.

Well, I need to contribute something on my first night. So I will.

Your writer has never once simultaneously thought of a gyro and yogurt. Good thing Costco has.
Gyro & Yogurt would be a solid Warren Zevon song.

Well, 40 years ago, he fell for a banana in a tailpipe, so maybe he just wanted to come full circle and keep the damn thing in his sights.