@justjohn99.bsky.social
Airline took the needle with him.
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Airline took the needle with him.
Embarrassing thing about meeting a hangmen is when you wish the floor would open up beneath you.
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Embarrassing thing about meeting a hangmen is when you wish the floor would open up beneath you.
Some hangmen will go to any length
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Some hangmen will go to any length
Hangmen are a dying trade.
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Hangmen are a dying trade.
You were a pain in the neck.
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You were a pain in the neck.
You got roped into it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
You got roped into it.
Think you put your foot in it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Think you put your foot in it.
They took the needle with you.
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
They took the needle with you.
Think you are going out on a wing there.
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Think you are going out on a wing there.
It's all downhill from there
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
It's all downhill from there
Sums it up really
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Sums it up really
In court the giant did not have a leg to stand on.
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
In court the giant did not have a leg to stand on.
He was just plane wrong.
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
He was just plane wrong.
Tell him to go and jump.
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Tell him to go and jump.
He had his head in the clouds.
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 AM
He had his head in the clouds.
He was not going to fall for it.
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 AM
He was not going to fall for it.
Sky's the limit with him.
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Sky's the limit with him.
No one can hold a match to cigarette lighters.
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
No one can hold a match to cigarette lighters.
I did a course for people who would not get on a plane. Everyone was really grounded and down to earth on it.
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I did a course for people who would not get on a plane. Everyone was really grounded and down to earth on it.
Can't remember the main song from Cats. Must be a memories problem.
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Can't remember the main song from Cats. Must be a memories problem.
It's not rocket science oh hold on it is
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It's not rocket science oh hold on it is
It probably hurt its calf muscle
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It probably hurt its calf muscle
Did the message say OK you have won the hide and seek compensation.
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Did the message say OK you have won the hide and seek compensation.
Message in the bottle probably sent by the Police.
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Message in the bottle probably sent by the Police.
Did it say you have been invited to appear on desert island discs?
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Did it say you have been invited to appear on desert island discs?