John. Just John.
@justjohn.bsky.social
Musician, Xray tech, stunt driver, lion tamer, chainsaw juggler, astronaut. Expect a weird mix of #Braves baseball, cat photos, music, TTRPGs, astronomy, absurdity, and lefty politics. I curse a lot. He/him
People who back into angled parking spaces don't know what they're doing and shouldn't be allowed to drive.
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
People who back into angled parking spaces don't know what they're doing and shouldn't be allowed to drive.
I'm imagining the very real and not Trump-brain-addled radiologist read on his MRI.
"Outstanding. The best MRI I've ever seen. Many people are are saying it's the best ever. Much better than Obama's MRI. Nobody has better MRIs than this."
What a fucking chode.
"Outstanding. The best MRI I've ever seen. Many people are are saying it's the best ever. Much better than Obama's MRI. Nobody has better MRIs than this."
What a fucking chode.
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I'm imagining the very real and not Trump-brain-addled radiologist read on his MRI.
"Outstanding. The best MRI I've ever seen. Many people are are saying it's the best ever. Much better than Obama's MRI. Nobody has better MRIs than this."
What a fucking chode.
"Outstanding. The best MRI I've ever seen. Many people are are saying it's the best ever. Much better than Obama's MRI. Nobody has better MRIs than this."
What a fucking chode.
Such a vicious murderer
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Such a vicious murderer
If you see this, quote with a vampire who isn't Dracula
October 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
If you see this, quote with a vampire who isn't Dracula
stop scrolling and post two "characters" who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
stop scrolling and post two "characters" who bring you happiness
Unsolicited Mick pic
October 14, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Unsolicited Mick pic
I heard you like base ball
October 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I heard you like base ball
Me, many mornings
September 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Me, many mornings
A little morning Floyd. #CatsOfBluesky
September 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
A little morning Floyd. #CatsOfBluesky
Nine Inch Nails... what else can I say?
September 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Nine Inch Nails... what else can I say?
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
September 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
[Doctor] "We're giving you a medication called Ketamine while we put your shoulder back in. It's going to help a lot with any pain, but it might also make you feel really weird. We find that if you think happy thoughts and try to relax, it works much better, believe it or not."
[The patient]:
[The patient]:
September 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
[Doctor] "We're giving you a medication called Ketamine while we put your shoulder back in. It's going to help a lot with any pain, but it might also make you feel really weird. We find that if you think happy thoughts and try to relax, it works much better, believe it or not."
[The patient]:
[The patient]:
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August 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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A little lunchtime Floyd
August 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
A little lunchtime Floyd
For your consideration: Some evening Floyd.
August 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
For your consideration: Some evening Floyd.
