Joan Jung
@justjoan808.bsky.social
🌀👻I see Dead People and
they say “Hi”. Maker Of Shiny Things. Collector of things. BigMarket Tour Guide, Guild Member, Unseen University Alumna🪬, Verbi Ipsi Loquitur.
they say “Hi”. Maker Of Shiny Things. Collector of things. BigMarket Tour Guide, Guild Member, Unseen University Alumna🪬, Verbi Ipsi Loquitur.
For $38 you can make two bathrooms in your home look utilitarian and institutional. The upside is that it will take your kitty much longer to unroll the tp.
December 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
For $38 you can make two bathrooms in your home look utilitarian and institutional. The upside is that it will take your kitty much longer to unroll the tp.
Either: The night merchandising crew is saying f this or they’re working ahead on the next planogram. 👙🎄🤷🏻♀️
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Either: The night merchandising crew is saying f this or they’re working ahead on the next planogram. 👙🎄🤷🏻♀️
Surprisingly, tediously sewing a lengthy rolled hem on rayon without a rolled hem foot is stress inducing. An hour later, I’ve 182 cm done, with 120 cm to go. The end is nigh.
a cartoon character is laying on a table surrounded by rolls of fabric and a mannequin .
ALT: a cartoon character is laying on a table surrounded by rolls of fabric and a mannequin .
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Surprisingly, tediously sewing a lengthy rolled hem on rayon without a rolled hem foot is stress inducing. An hour later, I’ve 182 cm done, with 120 cm to go. The end is nigh.
This morning’s toast:
Third Eye Guy and
Squinty Shouty Guy. 🤷🏻♀️
Third Eye Guy and
Squinty Shouty Guy. 🤷🏻♀️
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This morning’s toast:
Third Eye Guy and
Squinty Shouty Guy. 🤷🏻♀️
Third Eye Guy and
Squinty Shouty Guy. 🤷🏻♀️
I was in our front yard wearing a tshirt & jeans-hoeing fence line weeds. A neighbor walked by in a parka, watch cap &gloves. Him: “Good Lord! Aren’t you freezing?” Me: It’s 55°! It’s positively balmy! Neighbor: shakes head, keeps walking.
How to tell a native Arizonan from a Midwest transplant.
How to tell a native Arizonan from a Midwest transplant.
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I was in our front yard wearing a tshirt & jeans-hoeing fence line weeds. A neighbor walked by in a parka, watch cap &gloves. Him: “Good Lord! Aren’t you freezing?” Me: It’s 55°! It’s positively balmy! Neighbor: shakes head, keeps walking.
How to tell a native Arizonan from a Midwest transplant.
How to tell a native Arizonan from a Midwest transplant.
Can we make passive/aggressive bingo cards? No daubers or are chips needed because when your relative/“friend” says the match to a square, you just stab the square - as many times as you like.
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Can we make passive/aggressive bingo cards? No daubers or are chips needed because when your relative/“friend” says the match to a square, you just stab the square - as many times as you like.
My Mums ruby red glass serving bowl has spent 75 years of its life briefly appearing only on rare occasions.
Life is short. Use the bowl.
Life is short. Use the bowl.
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My Mums ruby red glass serving bowl has spent 75 years of its life briefly appearing only on rare occasions.
Life is short. Use the bowl.
Life is short. Use the bowl.
Rabbit. 🐇 Rabbit.🐇
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Rabbit. 🐇 Rabbit.🐇
Picture this: You’re driving through the desert and see sagebrush, cactus and a 10 x 10 shade tent signed:
STEAKS & SEAFOOD 1/2 PRICE.
There’s a camping cooler on a folding table under the shade tent and a guy sitting in a lawn chair.
Nothing else around him.
We did not stop.
STEAKS & SEAFOOD 1/2 PRICE.
There’s a camping cooler on a folding table under the shade tent and a guy sitting in a lawn chair.
Nothing else around him.
We did not stop.
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Picture this: You’re driving through the desert and see sagebrush, cactus and a 10 x 10 shade tent signed:
STEAKS & SEAFOOD 1/2 PRICE.
There’s a camping cooler on a folding table under the shade tent and a guy sitting in a lawn chair.
Nothing else around him.
We did not stop.
STEAKS & SEAFOOD 1/2 PRICE.
There’s a camping cooler on a folding table under the shade tent and a guy sitting in a lawn chair.
Nothing else around him.
We did not stop.
It’s okay to be on the outside looking in. It makes it so much easier to walk away from where you weren’t welcome in the first place.
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It’s okay to be on the outside looking in. It makes it so much easier to walk away from where you weren’t welcome in the first place.
Thanksgiving Tip:
Never eat food offered by a toddler. It might look like a cookie, but it's actually the flu.
Never eat food offered by a toddler. It might look like a cookie, but it's actually the flu.
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Thanksgiving Tip:
Never eat food offered by a toddler. It might look like a cookie, but it's actually the flu.
Never eat food offered by a toddler. It might look like a cookie, but it's actually the flu.
There was just enough of the Polish Potatoe Vodka left to make a tall cocktail with cranberry juice and cranberry ginger ale. I believe this qualifies as my serving of fruits and vegetables for the evening.
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
There was just enough of the Polish Potatoe Vodka left to make a tall cocktail with cranberry juice and cranberry ginger ale. I believe this qualifies as my serving of fruits and vegetables for the evening.
Folk-art Jesus is hanging out with Baphomet the local St. Vinnies.
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Folk-art Jesus is hanging out with Baphomet the local St. Vinnies.
I went to the home megastore to purchase rose cones and they had never heard of them. I described them to the garden center guy he looked at me like I was daft. 🤷🏻♀️
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I went to the home megastore to purchase rose cones and they had never heard of them. I described them to the garden center guy he looked at me like I was daft. 🤷🏻♀️
I glued down the innersoles in my shoes and needed something to press them down with. Rocks and crystals to the rescue!
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I glued down the innersoles in my shoes and needed something to press them down with. Rocks and crystals to the rescue!
I have not seen or heard any Ravens in my neighborhood for over four weeks. This is worrisome to me. sigh.
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I have not seen or heard any Ravens in my neighborhood for over four weeks. This is worrisome to me. sigh.
I feel so very old when I have to Bing a business because I watched their commercial do not understand wtf they are selling or the phrases/trendy word/branding they are using. Obviously, I am not within their age or economic demographic.
However, I just learned what a resy restaurant is.
However, I just learned what a resy restaurant is.
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I feel so very old when I have to Bing a business because I watched their commercial do not understand wtf they are selling or the phrases/trendy word/branding they are using. Obviously, I am not within their age or economic demographic.
However, I just learned what a resy restaurant is.
However, I just learned what a resy restaurant is.
Me, in my head:
“Run doggie! Run!!!”
😬
(Whew. No doggo was harmed.)
“Run doggie! Run!!!”
😬
(Whew. No doggo was harmed.)
NEW: Extraordinary footage has emerged of the huge tsunami that hit Russia’s remote Kamchatka peninsula after the 8.8 magnitude earthquake on July 30th.
(🎥 Doni Nikz)
(🎥 Doni Nikz)
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Me, in my head:
“Run doggie! Run!!!”
😬
(Whew. No doggo was harmed.)
“Run doggie! Run!!!”
😬
(Whew. No doggo was harmed.)
I was browsing in the used book section of a thrift store and saw that these two autobiographies were placed within a sub category. ✔️
November 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I was browsing in the used book section of a thrift store and saw that these two autobiographies were placed within a sub category. ✔️
This is something that you don’t see everyday!
October 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This is something that you don’t see everyday!
The late bloomer in my garden.
October 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The late bloomer in my garden.
People are losing their minds over “Auntie” culture. In many social groups & extended family gatherings, Auntie is a term of respect, often used for nonfamilial female elder. I am a proud Auntie of some wonderful biologically unrelated humans and when I hear them refer to me as Auntie, I hear love.
October 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
People are losing their minds over “Auntie” culture. In many social groups & extended family gatherings, Auntie is a term of respect, often used for nonfamilial female elder. I am a proud Auntie of some wonderful biologically unrelated humans and when I hear them refer to me as Auntie, I hear love.
Since we’re all transfixed with the Blue Jays tonight,(this morning)- here’s the baby Blue Jay I made because I had an adorable real life model.
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Since we’re all transfixed with the Blue Jays tonight,(this morning)- here’s the baby Blue Jay I made because I had an adorable real life model.
Surprisingly, investing in Starbucks cups had not been a successful retirement fund strategy for Gloria.
October 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Surprisingly, investing in Starbucks cups had not been a successful retirement fund strategy for Gloria.
My plan for today is to watch spackle dry and then paint it.
October 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My plan for today is to watch spackle dry and then paint it.