Yes, she wants them out. It's what she deserves after all she's been through. #TheArchers

I'd like the number of times that Natasha rubs it in to Helen that she's part of a couple to equal the number of times Helen says "but as a mother" to Kirsty. #TheArchers

That's the spirit! #TheArchers

Natasha has a lot of beauty products - remember how annoyed Pat was? And I bet she's not all that tidy. She ruined the toaster with her pop tarts at No.1, The Green. And the twins will be noisy!
Can't wait! (It'll probably never happen, sadly). #TheArchers

Jennifer & Lilian married rich men, so Peggy said they and their children were well taken care of. She implied Tony was a failure so was going to leave the bulk to Tom as he had such 'vision' (I know!) Helen was to get The Lodge.
Then Tony got squished by Otto and she changed her mind. #TheArchers

Yes, of course, you're right about Brad and Chelsea. What a wonderful family tree, thanks! #TheArchers

Tom wouldn't dare do anything to upset Helen even more. He knows from experience there would be dire fallout from his parents. Worrying about about Helen is their default mode. Tom always comes second. #TheArchers

Oh, thanks!

I'm more shocked by the mention of Pat's long-forgotten Welsh accent! #TheArchers

When they caused the accident in the first place!

Mind you, I'd have expected David to suggest Leonard come to Brookfield and Ruth to kick off about it, not the other way round. He's usually the kinder one. #TheArchers

It's not for nothing David'nRuth were called the Dopeys on the old BBC board. #TheArchers

No problem, you shall remain anonymous. (You are, anyway!) Cheers!

Thanks again! Do you mind if I post them also to a couple of other Archers messageboards as well as The Ambridge Reporter?
Just noticed the one-liners are up for week January 3-8 on the BBC web site.

Many thanks! I'll get that copied and post to The Ambridge Reporter. Do you post there yourself or another board perhaps?

Oh, that would be great!

Gavin found Alice unconscious by the road and took her to hospital. That was how she found out she was pregnant. She would have been about 9 weeks then. #TheArchers