Hm. White smoke, White Sox

When times get hard, turn to the arts

youtu.be/OLkPwxcIji0?...

If there's so much Social Security fraud, why aren't there any arrests being made? Social Security fraud is illegal and an arrestable offense. A good way for them to show they're against fraud is to arrest the offending parties. Where are the arrests?

Funny things my daughter says at the diner table: "Old McDonald had a duck, E-I-E-I-Duck! And on his farm he had a CHICKEN! E-I-E-I-Pickled pig's feet!"

Funny things my daughter says at the diner table: "I need a fork . . . To scratch my butt"

Those thin bagels make a great hamburger bun!

Did you know that $5000 will buy 15000 eggs at $4 a dozen? IYKYK

The new presidential portrait just dropped

And now a Sweedish joke: what did the butcher say when he dropped the meat? "Åh kött"

This pretty well sums it up

"Children, I want this to be an important lesson to you. If you do bad things, like break the law—even a lot—you are going to have to pay the consequences: nothing. Well, other than getting your job back. Because those are the rules in America, a land that cherishes justice."

Seriously, what is this orange idiot's obsession with Greenland? Is it the dementia? I bet it's the dementia