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You mean the ship that was made obsolete by the advent of the aircraft carrier back in WW2?
December 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I am happy to report I have dove to the depths of the Atlantic and managed to hail the Captain for a word. He says, and I quote, “blrb blrb blrb…” and then we were cut off by a territorial octopus. Back to you in the studio.
December 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I summoned Thomas Jefferson via seance, he’d like a word with you about this “Christian nation” BS. He said to tell you. “No. Never. Stop saying that. Read a book, learn some history.” What’s that Tom (he said I can call him Tom), he suggests the Treaty of Tripoli.
December 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
If you hold it up to the light you can see through the redactions. Not true but for a second you did think it was possible with this “administration.”
December 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
100% agree. Prices never go back down once a company finds out people will pay that price.
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If he works 21 hours a day it would explain why he sleeps during those three hours cabinet meetings? Now i know why he makes them 3 hours long.
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
That was the worst effort by team desperate to play another game. 1-14 from your top 3 players. Watching every fastball down the middle of the plate. Dumb base running all series. They need a complete offensive makeover
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
He wouldn’t be doing his
job if he wasn’t out there in his mascara lying about something. I liked it when we had VPs who we never saw or heard from.
September 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
That’s why you need to make watching it a drinking game. By the end you won’t care what they are saying
August 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Why is she in a bulletproof vest in a car? Is it cosplay day again already? Does she know Alligators don’t shoot bullets?
July 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Wouldn’t you give anything to have the chance to respond to the group chat after they said all of this, “New phone, who’s this?”
March 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I would love to make tonight a drinking game for every time he tells a falsehood but, I have to work tomorrow and can’t afford to drink that much. Plus i don’t think the human body can survive the onslaught of alcohol it would have to absorb
March 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Absolutely a fair and true point
March 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I heard President Biden was gonna be there.
March 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I would love to make tonight a drinking game for every time he tells a falsehood but, I have to work tomorrow and can’t afford to drink that much
March 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Looks like the ‘76ers defense tonight
February 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM